These men's log print Xmas pants are a straight up fire hazard. You'll look so smoking hot strutting around in these lumber print holiday pants that something is bound to go horribly wrong. Even though it feels oh so right. People won't be able to look away."Is that a log in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" The answer is yes, to both.

DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

Keeping you outfitted for all of life’s social moments, welcome to the home of the largest collection of outrageous party clothing and themed party apparel on the internet. Your life just got way better.

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The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Suit Pants

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Men's Dress Pants

The title says it all about this official Budweiser pants. One thing is certain 20 years from now, this will be the most expensive vintage piece you find at your local Goodwill because no one else is making these. Just Budweiser and papa Shinesty. DEETS

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

Cool, Smooth And Refreshing | Usa Budweiser Suit Pants

The Derby Tulips | Derby Dress Pants By Opposuits

If you aren't a fan of blue or happen to grow up in Bompton, it's likely you ain't diggin' our original Blue Madison American flag-lined suit. We designed the Burgundy Madison pants for those who bool around on the weekends but blass it up on the weekdays. They may not be blood red, but they're red enough to pass for crimson if you're a fan of the Tide and still feature the classic American flag liner so you can give the bird to any Brit who tries to bum a Newport.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
80% Polyester, 20% Rayon shell. 100% Polyester accents.
Fully faced waistband with button and hook and bar closure in front.
Double welt back pockets with faux horn buttons.
Blind stitched hem

The Burgundy Madisons | Burgundy Dress Pants

We took our favorite performance features from our Southern Tide sport shorts and combined them with the pant design you love. Moisture-wicking and extra-stretch keep you dry and moving whether on the water or the golf course.

Classic Fit
100% Polyester
Outline Skipjack embroidery
Set-on waistband
2-tone blue stitching on interior waistband
Knit pocket bags
Slanted hand pockets
Snap welt back pockets
Hidden on seam zipper pocket
Button and zipper fly with metal pull
Matte branded buttons
UV Protection
Stretch for ease of movement
Moisture Wicking Technology
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, remove promptly

Men's Specialty Clothing store located in Charleston, South Carolina.

M. Dumas and Sons

Jack Performance Pant- Putty

Waist

Inseam

Men's Pants

Ooze with class in these striped pants. Make us proud out there.
Product Details

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Trust Funder | Striped Suit Pants

The legendary Paul Bunyan wore these red and black checkered pants to a holiday party and looked so festive that he moved Santa Claus himself to tears. He comforted Santa by letting him sit on his lap and tell him what he wanted for Christmas. Paul Bunyan then proceeded to skillfully decorate an entire sheet of gingerbread men with his eyes closed and one rugged, masculine hand behind his back. That hand was arm wrestling Chuck Norris, and it won. Be like Paul Bunyan and wear these holiday buff check suit pants.
DEETS

Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Red & Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Plaid Suit Pants

Our French Terry Para Sweatpant is the perfect staple piece. Casual enough to wear to the grocery store but stream lined enough to be worn out for a night on the town.
Part of our New Balance collaboration of activewear essentials.
-95% Cotton 5% Poly, American yarn -Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk

A curated shopping destination of clothing for Men, Women & Kids Accessories & Lifestyle products for ALL. Cool. Classic. Modern #MakeAStatement #HAUSOFHANZ

Haus of Hanz

Save Khaki | New Balance Mens French Terry Para Sweatpant- Navy

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Men's Sweatpants

This red and green holiday masterpiece is what we like to call a Christmas sweater suit. These pants look like a sweater so beautiful that your Great Aunt Lydia could have knit it herself, but it wears like the most fashion forward piece of clothing since the suit was invented. Be the best dressed at your office Christmas party, show your neighbors who's in charge at the block party, and impress your in-laws in our best selling holiday dress pants for men.
DEETS

Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas Suit Pants

Classiness levels just skyrocketed with these plaid pastel stretchy suit pants. They look like finely tailored suit pants (because they are) but they also have just a little bit of spandex so they stretch more comfortably than any formal pants you've ever worn. With a classic pastel plaid print, these suit pants are perfect for your next extravaganza.
DEETS

Slim Fit Suit Pant with stretch
Fabric Content: Shell, 63% Poly / 33% Rayon / 4% Spandex. Lining, 94% Polyester / 6% Spandex Stretch
Content Care: Dry Clean Only
Brand: Shinesty Black Label

Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

The Burnished Broker | Plaid Pastel Black Label Stretch Suit Pants

Otto tailored trousers are cut to a wide fit and crafted from premium Italian wool fabric. Two side pockets in seam and twin jet pockets at the back.

Model is 188cm tall, 85cm waist/hips and wearing size 46.

Progressive design with clean aesthetics.

CMMN SWDN

Otto Wide-leg Trousers Black

Meet your new red velvet tuxedo pants. Step on into these and march into the holidays like the gift that you are. Just be selective who you give yourself to, looks can be deceiving when there are multiple layers are involved. In cuffing season, one wrong move can put you out of the game until spring. Don't let your good looks ruin an entire season of mating. And don't miss an opportunity to drench yourself in velvet.
DEETS

Shinesty Black Label Special Edition Velvet Tuxedo Pants
Full velvet exterior for guaranteed admission to the Playboy Mansion
4-pocket design, with contrasting black velvet accents
Steam, do not iron
Designed by Allie. T, in Boulder CO
Brand: Shinesty Black Label

The Smoking Dens | Red Velvet Suit Pants

Things have come along way since the Broncos wore hand-me down uniforms from college teams in the '60s. If Von Miller can get paid $114.5 million for wearing ridiculous outfits off the field. That raise had nothing to do with his performance on the field. When you look good, you play good. When you play good, they pay good. Be like Miller. Look good and get paid good.

DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 100% Polyester

Orange You Glad? | Orange Suit Pants

If you weren't feeling trippy before looking at these Mardi Gras suit pants, we bet you are now. These finely tailored yellow and purple suit pants are guaranteed to make you feel like you've already downed a few Hurricanes on Bourbon Street. Get yours now.
Product Details

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Mardi Mirage | Illusion Print Party Suit Pants

You can always buy a pair of men's navy suit pants from some department store that smells like weird carpet, but you wont have any money left afterward. Or at least that is my situation because I'm broke but either way navy blue suit pants from anywhere else are expensive and lame. We're not going to charge you up the ass for pants that should be affordable for everyone, we're going to highlight your ass by making it look hella fine in Shinesty's very own navy dress pants.

Disclaimer: These navy suit pants DO NOT match the Madison Blazer
DEETS

Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Naval Nook | Navy Suit Pants

DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 100% Polyester

Little Boy Blue | Bright Blue Suit Pants

Take America with you wherever you go with these suave grey suit pants. Grab the Madison suit jacket to match and you're set. Wear 'em on a boat, in a tree, or a car, maybe a house. Wear it in the rain or in the dark. Pretty much anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can wear these and feel the pulsing patriotic pride of your clothing choices. The American flag inside lining of the jacket bestows you with the inspiring, ever onward determination of manifest destiny. While the formal grey exterior of the pants allow you to seamlessly blend into every situation, whether your week calls for international 007 style espionage or 40 hours sitting in a cubicle, eating a banana. Either way, lady liberty has your back...and also your legs.
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The We Mean Business | Light Grey Madison Suit Pants

Les Basics navy cotton seersucker trouser. The seersucker stripes run vertically on the legs and waistband and horizontally on the patch pockets. Belt loop waistband with fly zipper and coated snap fastening. Two front and two back patch pockets each with a coated snap to close.

100% cotton
Regular fit
Made in Portugal

California based boutique specializing in women's & men's clothing, accessories, and homewares.

Voyager Shop

Les Basics Le Patch Pant / Navy

When I heard about Santa's part-time cowboy hobby, I naturally assumed he would be riding reindeer, but you can see for yourself that Santa is riding the shit out of a giant bull right here on these pants. I guess it goes without saying that Santa is a thrill seeker, so the lesson here is to take the holidays by the horns, or the antlers, and ride like Santa. And remember: if you wear a saddle it will help you last longer than eight seconds. Now, giddy up.
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Santa In Texas | Christmas Suit Pants

Tired of being kicked out of your country club for your overly-casual attire? We've got you. These fashion pantaloons look like jeans, but are actually suit pants. Yeah. We went there. Get'cha some.
DEETS

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Canadian Tuxedo | Denim Print Suit Pants

The essential jogger. Made from high-quality French Terry, these modern-cut joggers are a must have for any wardrobe. Slip on style with a drawstring at the waist, pockets and our classic waves leg graphic.
French Terry // 100% Cotton // Wash cold, tumble dry low // Made in USA

Sol Angeles Mens Essential Jogger- Indigo

58% cotton, 42% polyester
Elasticated waist with drawcord fastening
Zip fly with press stud closure
Two slash pockets
Two welt back pockets with press stud flaps
Tapered leg
Regular fit

While they won’t win any awards for an imaginative moniker, these Easy Tapered Pants from Uniform Bridge are quite the sumptuous set of slacks indeed. As you might have guessed, they’ve got a rather tasteful tapered leg, which makes ‘em a bit less unruly than most trousers of this calibre, but have been equipped with a drawcord waist which fully cements their casual kudos. The fabric is good too – made from a cotton/polyester blend, these feel reassuringly tough, and should be a hearty leg-based companion for years to come.

A shop selling classic and contemporary menswear, established in 2002. Stocking A.P.C., Norse Projects, Patagonia, adidas, Engineered Garments and loads more.

Oi Polloi

Uniform Bridge Easy Tapered Pant (sage Green)

Post Malone was "In GQ and shit", meaning GQ has lowered their standards heavily. We, on the other hand, tucked in our shirts and classed things up a bit this year. Introducing the Sweet Barry Blue Suit, a light blue suit that's a lot like the one your grandpa has in his closet, but with way more Barry White and ros é. After all, we are in the age of opportunity and if we have an opportunity to capitalize on a thriving market, then, by all means, we will do it and sell a pastel blue suit that keeps things classy on Easter but ain't afraid to make sweet whoopie when the moment gets heated.
DEETS

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Sweet Barry Blue | Light Blue Suit Pants

I know this might sound strange, maybe even cliche, but my grandma legitimately got ran over by a reindeer last year. She was walking home from my house on Christmas Eve and she didn't want anyone to help her. She mentioned something about a bottom call from a nice man? Whatever that means? And she had to scadaddle real quick.
Well, as she was walking, a frickin' reindeer ran right past her and knocked her to the ground. But obviously, she wasn't hurt. If she was, we wouldn't have created these off-white Christmas pants printed with some adorable little reindeer and snowflakes that are inspired by her walk home that night. Turn the style into a 'fit with the matching Christmas blazer.
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Offly White Christmas Pants | Reindeer Print Christmas Suit Pants

I don't know how we got a model that looks so much like Lord Scott Disick, but we did and he looks damn good in this red and blue track jacket. Red, white and blue screams freedom and nobody knows freedom like Lord Disick. Granted you've got a tennis chain and some aviator shades, fogetaboutit is all you have to say when you wear this color block USA track jacket. Why? Because you will fogetabout the fact that you work a 9-5 and have to pay rent instead of making millions roaming Croatia on a yacht filming for "Keeping up With The Kardashians".
Planning your victory at the next World Series of Poker? Grab the matching pants to look even more like a winner.
DEETS

95% Polyester 5% spandex
Drawstring and elastic waist, two side hand pockets
Serve with vodka

The Dirty Disick | Red, White, And Blue Track Suit Pants

DEETS

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Mint Julips | Mint Suit Pants

Sometimes it pays to be the fastest finisher. Like when you're not allowed to have dessert until you finish your whole dinner. Or when you're being chased by the mall security guard for pantsing Santa in front of a bunch of kids. Or when you're at the party in the guest half bath with your buddy's mom and you hear someone coming up the stairs....
Let these leopard print suit pants help get you to the finish line faster than you can say "meow" so you can get back to the party with all 9 of your lives.
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

Fastest Finishers | Leopard Print Suit Pants

Heading to a Kentucky Derby party but don't care for mint juleps? We gotchu. Our Run for the Rosé Derby Pants were inspired by one thing and one thing only, piles and piles of cold hard cash. The type of cash Instagram personality Josh Ostrovsky received after putting some strawberry flavored pinot grigio into a can and selling it to the world's biggest beer company for millions of dollars. If Josh can do it, we can too.. hit us up AB Inbev, we're ready to sell out!
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

Run For The Rosé | Roses Derby Suit Pants

These orange creamsicle dress pants got their name as much from their color as from the dreamlike state that washes over you once you put them on. You'll feel as tasty as Sunny D, as healthy as High C, as action-packed as Fanta, and as popular as Orange Julius. They might as well call you Orange Julius Caesar. Or OJ for short. Maybe even 'The Juice.' No one will be able to stop you. Drenched in orange and rushing for over 11,000 rushing yards, who would try? Heck, you could get away with murder. We understand it's not for everyone. Some people like being below the law. For the rest there are suave and fiery orange pants just a few clicks away.
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Dreamsicle | Solid Orange Flame Suit Pants

COS is a contemporary fashion brand offering reinvented classics and wardrobe essentials made to last beyond the season, inspired by art and design.

Utility-style Cotton-mix Trousers

Men's Utility Pants

Mix and match these solid green pants with any blazer on our site. Well, maybe not ANY blazer. But you get what we mean.

Product Details

Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe

The Double Team | Solid Green Suit Pants

If you're lucky enough to walk away from an extreme yard sale on the slopes, gather up your scattered gear and trudge directly to Shinesty.com so you can commemorate the event with these pants. Wearing them may not keep you from having another wipeout on the mountain, but you can be sure you won't crash and burn in the lodge bar. Pair it with the matching blazer for a look that says "I don't visit yard sales often, but when I do, I find the coolest shit and then I wear it."
DEETS

Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co

The Yard Sale | Suit Pants

Crafted from 100% Super 130's wool, these tan trousers are a staple for every wardrobe. The light twill weave lends a subtle texture making them perfect to pair with any outfit from day to night.
DETAILS

Hook and bar closure
Zip fly
Belt loops
Flat front
On-seam front pockets
Back welt pockets

Half lined
Ships with unfinished hem, complimentary hemming is available
100% Super 130's wool
Dry clean only
Made in USA of fabric woven in Italy

Tan Wool Flat Front Trousers

Regular jeans in denim vintage wash. 100% cotton, mid waist, regular fit, 5 pockets, straight leg. Metallic zip and button with Whyred engravings.
SPECIFICATIONS

Mid waist
Regular fit
5 pockets

Sophie is 176 cm tall and wears a size 27. Measurements in size 28. Waist: 75cm. Hip: 92 cm. Inner leg length: 78cm.

Leon is 188 cm tall and wears a size 28. Measurements in size 28. Waist: 75cm. Hip: 92 cm. Inner leg length: 78cm.
MATERIALS 100% Cotton CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash with similar colours at 40°C. All our jeans are unisex and cut from a rigid cotton fabric that will grow approximate 1 size over time.

A Swedish fashion brand inspired by art, music and tailoring.

WHYRED

Jeans 02 Wide Leg

Color

Our Take On It
Your style knows no limits with these brushed chino pants in a modern black shade. There’s adjustable side belt tabs for a custom fit while the many pockets allow you to carry small essentials with you. Style with dress shirts and sweaters and always look captivating.

The Details (are everything)

64% Polyester, 34% Rayon, 2% Elastane
Side slit pockets
Back pockets
Adjustable side belt tabs
Dry clean
Made in Italy

Model wears a size 48

Model measures: Height 6’1”, Waist 31.5”, Chest 38”

Designer SKU: 19WSU10-330

A.K. Rikk's is a luxury online retailer for men's & women's clothing, shoes & accessories.

A.K. Rikks's

Brushed Chino Pant Black

Men's Chinos

DEETS

Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Longer hem for more casual shoe