Shop the Darkest Night men’s underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

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Shinesty

The Darkest Night | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 7 Pack

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Men's Underwear

Your private parts will never feel more free than when you are wearing these matching USA themed underthangs. Well, unless you are butt naked. These red white and blue boxers, cheeky undies and bralette will make you feel like you are perched in the eagle's nest. Your undercarriage will feel like it's being gently coddled by the soft, nurturing touch of angel's wings. Enjoy the matching comfort of these underwear.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Cheeky Panties

Features: Lightweight, Moisture Wicking, & Breathable
Fit: Soft & flexible waistband, No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Bralette

Features: Reversible, Solid Print inside, Worn 4 ways
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Let Freedom Ring | The Mascot Cheeky Undies, Bralette And Ball Hammock® Boxer Pack

Boxer Size

Your ten year old self would be obsessed with these Ball Hammock®. EXPLOSIONS. ANIMALS. PLANES. What more could a guy ask for other than a built-in pouch to protect the family jewels? Luckily, we've got that too.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Shock And Awesome | Explosions Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Designed to feel cool against the skin, this ultra-smooth design features a seamless back. Featuring a variety of standout hues, this bicolor 3-pack provides the coverage you need.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Keyhole fly
Seamless back
3-pack
11 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020304
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2(X)IST

Essential Cotton Boxer Brief 3-pack

Color Code

Details
Restock your essentials with a 3-pack from the Essential Contour collection. Designed with our signature Contour Pouch for extra support, the classic brief is a no-fail basic you'll love.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless sides and back
3-pack
4 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020303

Essential Cotton Contour Pouch Brief 3-pack

Details
A high-shine elastic waistband tops this seamless design in pure pima cotton. Finished with a supportive Contour Pouch, it will soon become a wardrobe favorite.

Elastic waistband
High rise
2.5-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041032

Pima Cotton Bikini Brief

Details
Need an underwear upgrade? No sweat. Constructed out of ultra-lightweight mesh fabric, 2(X)IST¢‚¬„¢s performance-ready Speed Dri Mesh Sport Brief features a streamlined microfiber waistband. Temperature-regulating fabric wicks moisture away from the body for a supremely comfortable experience.

Lightweight breathable mesh stretch fabric
Supportive contour pouch
No show leg binding under fitted trousers
Ultra-lightweight microfiber waistband
Tagless
Machine wash cold

Fabric
74% Polyester / 26% Spandex
Style Number
047712

Speed Dri Mesh Sport Brief

Shop the 3 Legged Race men’s underwear pack. This men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

Create a foundation of lasting comfort and support with these Nike Boxer Briefs.
Product Details

Nike Dri-FIT technology
Tight fit
Smooth, stretch microfiber
Flat seams
Wide banded leg hems
Elastic waistband with Nike wordmark

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Nike Luxe Cotton Modal Boxer Briefs

Pack Includes:

6 Second Skin Boxer Brief - Black

Second Skin Boxer Brief:

Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Height: 6'2", Waist: 32", Model is wearing a size Medium.

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Tommy John

Second Skin Boxer Brief 6 Pack, Black

Color

In an effort to both prevent accidental poisoning this holiday season and encourage September birthdays, we present you with a set of his and hers matching undies with a strategically placed, non-poisonous mistletoe print. There's never been a better way to ask for what you want this Christmas, even if it lands you on the naughty list.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Thong

Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Ball Hammock® And Thong Pack

Pack Includes:

1 Apollo Trunk 4" - Black
1 Apollo Trunk 4" - Navy Blazer
1 Apollo Trunk 4" - Waving Flag

Apollo Trunk 4":

4" Inseam
The ultimate underwear, designed for all-purpose, everyday wear with an insanely soft feel.
Ultra-breathable drirelease ® technology keeps your skin up to 7°F cooler than regular cotton.
Rigorously tested for enhanced durability—even after 100,000 rounds of applied friction Apollo showed no holes or tears.
Moisture-wicking and fast drying (up to 4x faster than cotton),

drirelease ® technology is inherent to the fabric yarns meaning the sweat-fighting performance is permanent, and won’t wash out.
Upgraded stretch and recovery means Apollo always keeps its shape.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric blend: 79% poly, 14% modal, 7% spandex
Model is 6'0", Waist: 32’‘, Chest: 40’’, wearing size Medium.

Apollo Trunk 4" Waving Flag (3-pack)

Pack Includes:

2 Apollo Mid-Length Boxer Brief 6" - Black
1 Apollo Mid-Length Boxer Brief 6" - Navy Blazer

Apollo Mid-Length Boxer Brief 6":

6" Inseam
The ultimate underwear, designed for all-purpose, everyday wear with an insanely soft feel.
Ultra-breathable drirelease ® technology keeps your skin up to 7°F cooler than regular cotton.
Rigorously tested for enhanced durability—even after 100,000 rounds of applied friction Apollo showed no holes or tears.
Moisture-wicking and fast drying (up to 4x faster than cotton),

drirelease ® technology is inherent to the fabric yarns meaning the sweat-fighting performance is permanent, and won’t wash out.
Upgraded stretch and recovery means Apollo always keeps its shape.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric blend: 79% poly, 14% modal, 7% spandex
Model is 6'0", Waist: 32’‘, Chest: 40’’, wearing size Medium.

Apollo Mid-length Boxer Brief 6" (3-pack)

Who's hungry? Everyone who sees you in these shark boxers, that's who. No one can resist such a tasty snack, and that's just turned jumping the shark into a very good thing. Get this pair of ultra breathable striped shark Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly now.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Snack Attack | Shark Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

You may have heard of something known as the red dress effect, but we'd like to introduce a new, simpler theory. It's called the red dong effect, the idea that sliding into a pair of these solid red boxer briefs causes ladies across the globe to flock, and inevitably makes your junk look gigantic.
That's because these nut nesting boxers are the second softest thing you can put your junk in and the last pair of red pouch boxers you'll ever buy. Why? Because MicroModal fabric is softer than Drake, and ball hammock® technology gently lifts the boys out of the grundle, keeping 'em dry and looking big as ever. Do us a favor and give the red dong effect a try, then check out what Men's Health's has to say about 'em.

DEETS

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Now Available with Fly! We listened.
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Brand: Shinesty

The Red Dong Effect | Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Classic Boxer Subscription

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Can you say, ""MERICA, FUHK YA!!""?!?! Well I can. This American flag silky smooth kimono robe might be the single most patriotic thing you can put on your body. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you purchase this set, you not only receive a USA kimono robe, but our best selling pair of Ball Hammock boxer briefs with an eagle on your dong. If you're looking to spice up your home body attire, you've hit the jackpot with this red, white and blue matching kimono and boxer set.
Product Details

Kimono
Unisex, fits as expected

100% Polyester Satin
Belt included, mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir

Thong
Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Mascot | Matching Kimono And Seamless Thong Pack

Kimono Size

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Big Bang | Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

These wave patterned Ball hammock® boxers are like a a flash flood warning in your pants. Did you know that these boxer briefs are made from MicroModal material? That magic fabric is 5x softer than cotton and it is way more breathable. You know what that means? These bad boys reduce SWASS so it doesn't feel like you've got a tidal wave in your pants when you move from the couch to the fridge. It's a magical feeling.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty

The Wetness Indicators | Tsunami Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Pack Includes:

3 Cotton Basics Crew Neck Stay-Tucked Undershirt - White

Cotton Basics Crew Neck Stay-Tucked Undershirt :

Super-soft, lightweight stretch cotton for a comfortable, premium feel.
Smart stretch fabric prevents moisture build-up.
Streamlined fit hugs the body but is never restrictive.
Patented design that never comes untucked.
No EFG®–our longer, tapered design eliminates "excess fabric gut".
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex

Cotton Basics Crew Neck Stay-tucked Undershirt 3 Pack, White

Details
Crafted in luxuriously soft pima cotton, this low-rise essential provides comfort that feels cool against the skin. Its smooth, seamless design is finished with our supportive Contour Pouch.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back
4 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041003

Pima Cotton Contour Pouch Brief

Pack Includes:

1 Second Skin Trunk Black
1 Second Skin Trunk Dress Blues
1 Second Skin Trunk Turbulence

Second Skin Trunk:

4" Inseam
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Height: 6'2", Waist: 32", Model is wearing a size Medium.

Second Skin Trunk 4" (3-pack)

Details
Crafted in breathable cotton with a hint of stretch, this low-rise brief is topped with a covered elastic waistband for a smooth profile. It's seamlessly constructed for a modern look. Offered in a convenient 4-pack.

Elastic waistband with ruching
Low rise
High-cut leg
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
4-pack
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021432

Cotton Stretch Bikini Brief 4-pack

Now is the time to put a prized pony on that stallion in your pants. Ball Hammock® boxers are the second softest place to place your gonads. Give 'em a try with this bright blue pair of men's boxer briefs.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty

The Prized Pony | Blue Horse Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Protect your package with these dinosaur patterned Ball Hammock®. With neon dinos on our tried and true pouch underwear, these just might be your newest favorite pair.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Triceratop Bottoms | Tropical Dinosaur Printed Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Reach for a pair of soft-stretch cotton briefs in a variety of hues and prints. Square-cut leg openings stay put through every movement, while an elastic waistband and Original Contour pouch lends the support you want. A seamless back makes for a fit that's as smooth as possible.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Square-cut leg openings
Seamless back
3-pack
10 inch side seam (on size M)
4 inch inseam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021304

Cotton Stretch Boxer Brief 3-pack

The Red Dong Effect | Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Shop the Navy Nads men’s underwear pack. This blue men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Navy Nads | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 Pack

Who's ready to play ball? Play with balls? How does the saying go again? In the case of these baseball themed Ball Hammock® boxers, I'm gonna go with the latter. Were you the all star on your little league team? Or your high school hometown hero? What about an actual MLB player? Or you could be like me, and just enjoy housing hot dogs in the stands with a mustard mustache and cold beer in your claw. No matter your affiliation with baseball, these sports boxers are made for you.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

The Caught Looking | Usa Baseball Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
This classic swimsuit is another reason to look forward to sunny days. The Ibiza is our best selling swim short: The perfect volley inspired short that hits mid thigh for ease of movement both in and out of the water. The Ibiza is fully lined in quick dry mesh, with a built in pouch for extra support. Three pockets make this the perfect short to store your stuff while hanging out at the poolside bar.

Quick-Dry Mesh Interior Lining
No-Show Rise: Waistband sits two inches below the hips
12 inch side length (on size MD)
4 inch inseam length (on size MD)
Functional, deep side-entry pockets
Sporty drawstring tie with 2(X)IST Logo metal aglets

Fabric
100% Poly Micro Twill
Style Number
151012

Ibiza Swim Short

Consist of:

1 Cool Cotton Relax Fit Boxer - Black
1 Cool Cotton Relax Fit Boxer - Navy
1 Cool Cotton Relax Fit Boxer - Iron Grey

Cool Cotton Relax Fit Boxer:

6" Inseam
Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric keeps you 2-3x cooler and dries 4-5x faster than regular cotton. Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

Fabric: 86% Pima Cotton, 14% Spandex
Model is 6'1'', Waist: 32'', Chest: 41'', wearing size Medium.

Cool Cotton Relaxed Fit Boxer 6" (3-pack)

Details
Crafted in pure cotton, this naturally breathable basic offers the support you rely on, with an Original Contour Pouch and a comfortable elastic waistband. Its seamless design offers contemporary appeal to an everyday basic.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
No-show low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back and sides
3-pack
2 1/2 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020320

Essential Cotton No-show Brief 3-pack

If your balls are as moody as the night sky, then Ball Hammock®  are perfect for you. The built-in pouch comforts your package on the wings of a MicroModal angel. They reduce chaffing, are naturally breathable and sweat-wicking. Soothe your spicy bits in these Ball Hammock®.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Haze On The Bae | Smoke Printed Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Here you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a pair of ball hammock® featuring carney balloon animals having sex with each other. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent a crime greater than sin itself.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Blow Me...ups | Ball Hammock® Balloon Animal Boxer Briefs With Fly

Details
For premium all natural performance, softness and durability - Upgrade to our unparalleled Pima.
Grown in the rich soils of the coastal valleys of northern Peru, our Pima is carefully hand harvested in order to maintain its brilliant strength and exceptional softness; making it the finest Pima you'll ever experience.
These mid-rise briefs provide all day breathability and comfort that feels cool against the skin. Its smooth, seamless design features our Original Contour Pouch that effortlessly supports and moves with you. They feature an ultra-smooth yet subtle logo-detailed Jacquard waistband for an added touch of luxury. Always the perfect pair.

3-pack
Logo-detailed Jacquard waistband

Original Contour Pouch for added support
Medium rise

Seamless back

Side length - 4" (size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number

050103

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