A total idiot once said if you love something set it free. Nay! If you are A) a female or a male and B) love your man, then you know you need to keep his nads happy even when they aren't in your hands. Valentine's day? No exception. In fact, v-day's an obligation for you to protect those baby makers at all costs.
Enter our Valentine's Day Ball Hammock®  Boxer Briefs. They have a bonafide ball pouch (AKA they keep the kids out of the grundle) and are made from ultra soft MicroModal so you can keep the boys primed until it's time to be wined, dined and maybe even slapped from behind.
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Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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Atlas Luxe fabric for the boxer briefs makes you feel like you are not wearing underwear at all
Avoid adjusting throughout the day, these won't ride up your thigh
Fabric: 50% MODAL/45% COTTON/5% SPANDEX
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Atlas Luxe fabric for the boxer briefs makes you feel like you are not wearing underwear at all
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These snowy blue skier boxers are all about comfort. When you fall off a horse, you get back on, presumably to fall off again. That's not us. When you fall off your skis, we think it's perfectly OK to go spend the rest of the day at the lodge drinking cognac by the fireplace and making fun of people who fall off horses. Because to us relaxing is a sport and too many people suck at it. So here's a tip: take a load off and lay your snowballs to rest in the comfort and glory of these sky blue, ultra supportive boxer briefs that won't bunch up on you...even if you're riding a horse.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

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If your nads were ninjas, they'd be beaten, bumped around and brutalized. Stop taking nut shots and start protecting your boys like the prized fighters they are.
Introducing the Ninjabread Nuts, our first Gingerbread ball hammock® boxers and our first Introduction into professional fighting. We've created a little something called the Ball Hammock®, and it's like a dojo for your dong with a bonafide ball pouch that keeps your little warriors ready and Micromodal material that's softer than a silk kimono on your cods.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

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Atlas Luxe fabric for the boxer briefs makes you feel like you are not wearing underwear at all
Avoid adjusting throughout the day, these won't ride up your thigh
Fabric: 50% Modal/45% Cotton/5% Spandex
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Super-soft, lightweight stretch cotton for a comfortable, premium feel.
Smart stretch fabric prevents moisture build-up.
Streamlined fit hugs the body but is never restrictive.
Patented design that never comes untucked.
No EFG®–our longer, tapered design eliminates "excess fabric gut".
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex

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Atlas Luxe Fabric for the Boxer Briefs Makes You Feel like You Are Not Wearing Underwear at All
Avoid Adjusting Throughout the Day, These Won't Ride up Your Thigh
Includes a matching set of stay put crew socks, no-show socks
Underwear Fabric: 50% Modal, 45% Cotton, 5% Spandex
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