You are stuck with me
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Hilarious gift ideas for beer lovers, wine lovers & coffee snobs. We are cheeky & inspiring (and maybe a bit naughty.) gifts. We offer creative & funny drinkware, barware, gifts & decor. Our clever gifts are perfect gift ideas for office gifts, birthday gifts, secret santa gift ideas as well as coffee mug gift ideas!

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You Are Stuck With Me.... Love Card

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Cards: Love

Holy shit, I love You So Much...  Love card
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Holy Shit, I Love You So Much...  Love Card

Explore Anthropologie's unique collection of women's clothing, accessories, home décor, furniture, gifts and more. 24/7 free shipping on orders $150+.

Anthropologie

Janelle Journal

Notebooks & Journals

Keep this confidence-boosting compact mirror in your pocket, purse, desk or locker. Featuring an oversized playful tab, this sturdy metal mirror slides easily out of its case. The navy faux leather sleeve stamped with gold foil lettering is elegant and vegan-friendly. Combining the timeless aesthetic of a passport with an on-trend hashtag, this mirror makes a sweet stocking stuffer for your favorite world traveler or fashionista.

Shop Crate and Barrel to find everything you need to outfit your home. Browse furniture, home decor, cookware, dinnerware, wedding registry and more.

Crate and Barrel

Compact Mirror With Navy Vegan Leather Sleeve

Books & Stationery

Sometimes I think of you and just end up with this stupid grin on my face.
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Stupid Grin On My Face...  Friendship Card

The world outside can feel uncertain but we have each other.
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We Have Each Other.... Love Card

Oversized hand painted and die cut wood starburst. Hand painted and hand glittered with silver or copper glitter. Comes with string ready to hang and packaged in cellophane with cardboard back. 

12.5" diameter 

Made in Brooklyn, NY.

Thomas Sires, a clean and colorful shop carrying a thoughtfully curated selection of women's and children's clothing, accessories, home goods and gifts.

Thomas Sires

White/gray Xxl Burst Wall Charm

Holy shit we're still married.
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We're Still Married... Anniversary Card

I Love Your Penis
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I Love Your Penis... Friendship Card

Prefer a daily planner? Want a more in-depth companion to our classic planners? Look no further. This planner is undated and each day has sections for your schedule, priorities, to-do list, and shopping list. Plus, each page is perforated so you can easily rip the old pages out as you go!

The details -

6.75 in. x 8.75 in.
Cover art by Ana Hard

100 GSM wood-free paper
Metal wire-o bound
184 double-sided planner pages
40 double-sided list pages
Perforated pages
Laminated soft touch cover
Undated
Includes:

Schedule
Priorities
To-do list
Shopping list

ban.do curates and creates products that are meant to make you smile—and, in turn, help you be your best self. Shop clothes, accessories, planners, and more.

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To-do Planner - Strawberry Field

Planners & Calendars

Let's be each other's Valentines (but like, hella sarcastically...)
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Hella Sarcastic Valentine's...  Love Card

Summon the invisible, granted to the beholder. The Amulet series embody the mysteries of relics and customs of antiquity, including Ancient Greece and Rome, North Africa and the Middle East. Combination foil and emboss stamping by third generation New England craftsmen, on post-consumer American vellum paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition. 2 of 6 in series.

Inside: Blank Back: Amulet Syrian, 3300 BC These mysterious amulets were found in a monumental building known as the ‘Eye Temple’ in Tell Brak, an international city of its day in north eastern Syria. Believed to be votives representing the offerer, their wide eyes demonstrate their attentiveness to the gods.

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Noat designs paper goods and curio for those seeking a quiet sense of cosmopolitan style. Greeting cards, stationery, art prints, fragrances and incense.

Noat

Eye Idol

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Let's suffer through monogamy together
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Let's Suffer Through Monogamy Together...  Love Card

Let's just shut off our phones, drive to the beach and listen to the sound of the waves crashing.
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Let's Drive To The Beach...  Love Card

I am Tetu Bookends. I've learned over the years that every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

Curator's Notes

I look for bookends with a simple profile but it can be hard to find ones heavy enough to actually do the job right. These bookends have a lovely minimalist form and are made of solid cast iron to be at once beautiful and substantial. The pair’s differing sizes add a note of whimsy to their character.

Tetu Bookends were curated by Stevenson Aung

Designer/Maker

Maker: Tetu

Designer: Makoto Koizumi

Specifications

Dimensions:
Smaller bookend: 3.5” (w) x 3.5” (l) x 4.70” (h) or 90mm (w) x 90mm (l) x 120mm (h)
Larger bookend: 3.5” (w) x 3.5” (l) x 5.90” (h) or 90mm (w) x 90mm (l) x 150mm (h)

Weight: 8.8 lbs or 4 kg

Materials: Nambu Cast Iron

Details

Made in Japan
Includes a set of two differently sized bookends
Made from Nambu Cast Iron
Has a smooth but pebbly surface
Firmly holds heavyweight books
Width and height is interchangeable for holding a variety of book sizes

Nalata Nalata is founded on the belief that purchasing and learning about the product should go hand-in-hand. We believe in the transparency of design process and strive to showcase the people and stories behind our products. 

Nalata Nalata

Tetu Bookends

Bookends

Let's take some drugs and have sex. (and by drugs I mean birth control.)
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Sex And Drugs...  Love Card

Let's Hump
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Let's Hump...  Love Card

I love you.
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I Love You.... Love Card

 Kate Spade New York® – See and shop our new collection. Discover bags, jewelry and dresses in spades. Free shipping and returns to all 50 states.

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Spade Street Compact

Awakening a vast tranquility where time endures. Offset printed and embossed by third generation New England craftsmen on superfine, post-consumer, American paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition.
Set of 8 cards Inside: Blank

Horizons Box Of 8

I am a set of brass paperweights. We pin down papers like an acclaimed three-time heavyweight champion. We're small guys but pack a punch.  Those other guys have no fighting chance with us!

Curator's Notes

These paperweights are a great addition for any desk. They can pin down papers, business cards or receipts. We love the subtle textural difference as two sides of each polyhedron have smooth brushed finishes while the others feature crude casting surfaces. Their weight feels substantial and appropriate for daily use while the slow oxidization of the brass keeps its coloration and texture looking richer over many years of usage.
Brass Paperweight Set was curated by Stevenson Aung

Designer/Maker

Maker: Futagami
Designer: Masanori Oji

Specifications

Dimensions: 1.75” (w) x 1.75” (l) x 1.5” (h) or 44mm (w) x 44mm (l) x 38mm (h) – Square

1.75” (w) x 1.75” (l) x 1.5” (h) or 44mm (w) x 44mm (l) x 38mm (h) – Rhombus

1.75” (w) x 1.75” (l) x 1.5” (h) or 44mm (w) x 44mm (l) x 38mm (h) - Triangle

Weight:

0.65lbs or 0.30kg – Square

0.55lbs or 0.25kg – Rhombus

0.55lbs or 0.25kg - Triangle

Materials: Brass

Details

Made in Japan
Set of three paperweights - square, triangle and rhombus
Individual paperweights are also available in the shop
Copper acquisition from Toyama Prefecture
Molding in Takaoka City
Brass is an alloy of copper and zinc
Brass products gradually change their color over the course of many years due to oxidization
A camel colored patina is expected to develop within 5 years
A russet brown color patina is expected to develop at approximately 30 years
Casted brass  and polished brass surface
Engraved Futagami logo

Brass Paperweight Set

Paperweights

I like you. I'll kill you last.
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I'll Kill You Last...  Love Card

You make the world a better place.
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You Make The World A Better Place... Greeting Card

I love you enough to provide you with an alibi.
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Alibi...  Greeting Card

A collection of Noatable hand designs, featuring an array of premium print processes and paper stocks. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25” (Palmistry size 3.25” x 7.875”). Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition.

Set of 5 cards: White Khamsa / Arm Milagros / Two Fingers / Palmistry / Khamsa
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Noatable Hands Series (save $6)

Hanging out with you sometimes makes me feel like I just popped a molly.
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Popped A Molly...  Love Card

Remember how badly we wanted to get married and have kids? Now look at us. Just fucking look at us. (I love you...)
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Just Look At Us...  Love Card

Quality Time. I Love You.
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Quality Time... Love Card

Dear diary, Today I saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopefull that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
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Dear Diary...  Love Card

Nousaku’s craftsmen meticulously hand-make each and every item in this collection of brass objects designed in the clean, minimalist style of designer Taku Shinomoto.
The S/N collection is a line of brass products combining the superior craftsmanship of renowned tin, bronze, and brass casting company Nousaku with the clean, simple style of designer Taku Shinomoto. Any piece in the collection is sure to complement modern tastes and has a patina that increases in character over time.

Jinen offers imported Japanese goods for the home and kitchen + more. Modern, minimal, and timeless. We hand select fine goods that bring tranquility and value to your life.

Jinen Life Goods

Bookend, Black

With affection. Combination foil and emboss stamping by New England craftsmen, on American paper, milled using hydro-power. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition.
Inside: Puddle Of Love

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Puddle

I Love You.
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I Love You... Greeting Card

You stole my god damn heart.
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You Stole My God Damn Heart...  Love Card

I knew you were the one.
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I Knew You Were The One.... Love Card

Holiday Paper Wine Gift Bag Set

Tape it like the pros with this tiny tape gun, assorted black/yellow & yellow/black, includes 1 roll of neon tape.

- Color based upon availability.

Kikkerland Design Inc. Where creativity runs rampant and even the most utilitarian gadget becomes a delightful discovery!