I will always love you. * **
-Except when you don't text me back immediately -Except when you snore -Except when you complain about my couch pillows -Except when you chew -Except when you can't find something in the fridge
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I Will Always Love You* **  Love Card

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Summon the invisible, granted to the beholder. The Amulet series embody the mysteries of relics and customs of antiquity, including Ancient Greece and Rome, North Africa and the Middle East. Combination foil and emboss stamping by third generation New England craftsmen, on post-consumer American vellum paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition. 5 of 6 in series.

Inside: Blank Back: Amulet Ancient Greece The snake is a revered symbol throughout the world, beheld as a guardian of the mysteries of birth and regeneration, for the ability to shed its skin annually. With eyes that glow like burning candles, it holds the power to move both ways, changing direction with ease.

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No Rain No Flowers
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No Rain No Flowers... Cheer Up Greeting Card

Both hot messes but that's why I love you.
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Both Hot Messes... Love Card

Happy Anniversary. To my darling... I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that if I had to do it all over again... I would still totally hit that.
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I'd Still Hit That...  Friendship Card

The sex with you is so good even the neighbors need a cigarette after...
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The Sex With You...  Love Card

Modernist meditations on ritual objects. Letterpress printed by New England craftsmen, on American paper, milled using hydro-power. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition. 1 of 3 in series.
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Ritual Artifacts 2

I licked it... so it's mine
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I Licked It...  Love Card

I will always be by your side.
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I Will Always Be By Your Side.... Love Card

Awakening a vast tranquility where time endures. Offset printed and debossed by third generation New England craftsmen on superfine, post-consumer, American paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition. 4 of 4 in series.

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Horizon 4

You annoy me the least so I love you the most.
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You Annoy Me The Least.... Love Card

Simple pleasures that transcend the holidays. Offset printed by third generation New England craftsmen, on post-consumer American antique vellum paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelopes. Limited edition.
6 card sets Cover: Love, Peace and Joy Inside: Blank
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Love, Peace And Joy Box Of 6

I'm sorry. I was wrong. (wanna have make up sex now?) Love card
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I'm Sorry. I Was Wrong...  Love Card

You charmed me.
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You Charmed Me... Greeting Card

Sometimes when you love someone it makes you do crazy shit. (what I'm trying to say is sorry...)
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Love Makes You Do Crazy Shit...  Love Card

You are stuck with me
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You Are Stuck With Me.... Love Card

Holy shit, I love You So Much...  Love card
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Holy Shit, I Love You So Much...  Love Card

Sometimes I think of you and just end up with this stupid grin on my face.
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Stupid Grin On My Face...  Friendship Card

The world outside can feel uncertain but we have each other.
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We Have Each Other.... Love Card

Holy shit we're still married.
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We're Still Married... Anniversary Card

I Love Your Penis
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I Love Your Penis... Friendship Card

Let's be each other's Valentines (but like, hella sarcastically...)
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Hella Sarcastic Valentine's...  Love Card

Summon the invisible, granted to the beholder. The Amulet series embody the mysteries of relics and customs of antiquity, including Ancient Greece and Rome, North Africa and the Middle East. Combination foil and emboss stamping by third generation New England craftsmen, on post-consumer American vellum paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition. 2 of 6 in series.

Inside: Blank Back: Amulet Syrian, 3300 BC These mysterious amulets were found in a monumental building known as the ‘Eye Temple’ in Tell Brak, an international city of its day in north eastern Syria. Believed to be votives representing the offerer, their wide eyes demonstrate their attentiveness to the gods.

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Eye Idol

Let's suffer through monogamy together
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Let's Suffer Through Monogamy Together...  Love Card

Let's just shut off our phones, drive to the beach and listen to the sound of the waves crashing.
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Let's Drive To The Beach...  Love Card

Let's take some drugs and have sex. (and by drugs I mean birth control.)
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Sex And Drugs...  Love Card

Let's Hump
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Let's Hump...  Love Card

I love you.
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I Love You.... Love Card

Awakening a vast tranquility where time endures. Offset printed and embossed by third generation New England craftsmen on superfine, post-consumer, American paper. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25”. Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition.
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Horizons Box Of 8

I like you. I'll kill you last.
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I'll Kill You Last...  Love Card

You make the world a better place.
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You Make The World A Better Place... Greeting Card

I love you enough to provide you with an alibi.
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Alibi...  Greeting Card

A collection of Noatable hand designs, featuring an array of premium print processes and paper stocks. Custom card size 4.75” x 7.25” (Palmistry size 3.25” x 7.875”). Signature Noat envelope. Limited edition.

Set of 5 cards: White Khamsa / Arm Milagros / Two Fingers / Palmistry / Khamsa
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Noatable Hands Series (save $6)

Hanging out with you sometimes makes me feel like I just popped a molly.
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Popped A Molly...  Love Card

Remember how badly we wanted to get married and have kids? Now look at us. Just fucking look at us. (I love you...)
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Just Look At Us...  Love Card

Quality Time. I Love You.
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