Shinesty
The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit
$59
Description
The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids , frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But t he best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.
DEETS
Shell: 80% polyester,...
