Name: Grandmas Giblets | Thanksgiving Suit
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 99.99 USD
Availability: InStock

A Thanksgiving suit for the ages, here goes: I promise I tried, but I have nothing good to say about giblets of any kind, even yours, Grandma. The very thought of a disembodied turkey neck and various internal bird parts mushed into a biohazard bag and STUFFED BACK INSIDE ITS OWN BODY CAVITY juuuuuust in case somebody wants to drag it back out and make some organ sauce for their annual turkey bender is enough to make this meat lover go heavy on the veggies this year. Giblets are for the birds, but this pattern is for champions. Pair it with the matching pants and Grandma will forgive you for not cleaning your plate.
DEETS

brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

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Grandmas Giblets | Thanksgiving Suit

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