Name: The Graying | Madison Grey Dress Pants
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 59.99 USD
Availability: InStock

These American flag-lined suit pants are just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses and Grandmas living room. Hand sanitizer sits gently on the wall, ready to cleanse the hands and warm the heart. These American flag suit pants aren't a normal portapotty, they're a portable throne - normal from the outside, but an extraordinary experience on the inside.
Introducing the Grey Madison suit pants, the newest addition to our American flag-lined suit collection. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me."
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
80% Polyester, 20% Rayon shell. 100% Polyester accents.
Fully faced waistband with button and hook and bar closure in front.
Double welt back pockets with faux horn buttons.
Blind stitched hem

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The Graying | Madison Grey Dress Pants

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