Name: The Grandma's Goolie | Blue Knit Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 27.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Our inspiration for these ball hammock®  boxers came from the incredible Christmas sweater that your grandma knitted for you in 8th grade. She made it a few sizes too big so that even now, at age 30, it's still the perfect fit for the annual family holiday bonanza bash. While you may have ruined said holiday bonanza bash your Sophomore year of high school when you threw up the eggnog you had been sneakily drinking for most of the night all over your little sister while she was opening her midnight present, this year will definitely be way better.
Even in the tough times like that night, granny’s sweater always kept you warm and safe. With these ultra soft MicrModal ball pouch boxer briefs, the stocking stuffers will be comfier than an alpaca wearing an alpaca wool sweater. Keep the goolies in lifted luxury, all thanks to Grandma.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

Keeping you outfitted for all of life’s social moments, welcome to the home of the largest collection of outrageous party clothing and themed party apparel on the internet. Your life just got way better.

Shinesty

The Grandma's Goolie | Blue Knit Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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