Name: The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 59.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Introducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab-setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a shit ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids having fun.
Luckily, Dain, the designer of this American Flag button up said he had a bad experience with 99% isopropyl alcohol in the past, so he was able to stay productive. He even added a rear pocket to this button down for safety reasons because everyone knows it's unsafe to walk around without a back up brew in the chamber. His work was so brilliant, that I'm considering going sober for a little. Welllll, maybe not, but good job, Dain.
DEETS

Relaxed Fit
70% Polyester 20% Cotton 10% Spandex supa soft woven material
Front Pocket for your cellie, rear pocket for a backup brewski
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Dain W.

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The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt

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