Name: The Hammy Sergeants | O'neill Men's Camo Ski Pants
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 99.99 USD
Availability: InStock

If there’s one thing that these O'neill men's camo ski pants represent, it’s the aggressive war that your legs are gonna go through this ski season as the slopes shape and chisel your quads, hammies and calves. The eminent fatigue in each of your supple muscles as they rattle and shake down the slopes will take time to overcome. In need of motivation, just remember AP European History class Sophomore year of high school when your teacher played the D-Day scene from Saving Private Ryan after the first test and said “you are all on the beach right now, are you going to survive your casualties from the first test and respond for the second?” Both confused and motivated by the strange comparison, you got a solid B- on the second test. When you toss on these camo ski pants, you'll find the motivation to take your legs muscles to a B- and finally hit that backside triple cork 1440 or something like that. I wouldn't know, I don't do that kind of skiing.
DEETS

10k Waterproof / 10k Breathable Material
3M Thinsulate Insulation
Gator with Gripping for Boots
Zippered Front Pockets, Velcro Back Pocket
Material: Recycled Polyester
Vendor: O'Neill

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The Hammy Sergeants | O'neill Men's Camo Ski Pants

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