Description
Lame-ass lifeguard: *Incessant whistle blowing* "No Running!" "No diving in the shallow end!" "Hey - no horseplay!"
Cool-ass lifeguard: *Has a sign that reads, "No whistle, no problem."* "Sure, you can eat that and swim." "Push 'em in!" "Smell the bottom!"
Don't be the pool tool, make the pool cool.
DEETS
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines,...