Name: J's On My Teets | Red Usa Jersey One Piece Swimsuit
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 59.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Michael Jordan doesn't have enough of a toned bod to wear this USA jersey one-piece swimsuit. In fact, we asked him if he would model for us and he said yes, but we turned him down after he took his shirt off. When we asked Miley the same question, she said she would only wear this USA one-piece bodysuit if we landed her a spot on the new Baywatch movie, but Baywatch told us the world wasn't ready for this red one-piece swimsuit. Naturally, we turned to our interns who A) are athletic AF and B) run beautifully on the beach. They executed flawlessly and we now have the closest thing to "Brad Repellent" as you can get.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

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J's On My Teets | Red Usa Jersey One Piece Swimsuit

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