Shinesty

The Rattlesnakes & Condoms | Snakeskin New Years Eve Suit

$99

Description
When you wear a snakeskin blazer and matching snake print pants, you're expected to give the toast to the crowd of 35 drunkards at your cousin Earl's shotgun wedding. We don't make the rules, we just enforce them. Anyways, we've already whipped up the most fitting toast you can give in this snakeskin New Year's Eve suit: "Here's to rattlesnakes and condoms.... two things I never f*** with." DEETS Modern...