Name: The Joe Biden | Donkey-print Democrat Blazer
Brand: Shinesty
Price: 99.99 USD
Availability: InStock

If you're one of those family members keeping your voting preference quiet at the dinner table, then this Democrat blazer is not for you. But if you're all for the Affordable Care Act, gay marriage, and RBG sticking around SCOTUS forever and ever, then this Democratic Party Donkey-Print Blazer is your megaphone.
Passer-bys will scream like Howard Dean with excitement. Say "HILL YES" to all of the date invitations you'll receive when babes admire your hotter-than-Obama bod. Feel the Bern of the whiskey shots strangers will buy you when they spot you at the bar. Have more lovers than JFK and get more blowies than Clinton (Bill). Basically, you'll lay more pipe than FDR's Public Works Administration.
DEETS

Material: 100% Premium Polyester with added stretch for comfort
Tailored fit, makes it look like you work out more than you do
Fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring; 2 rear vents
Dual hand pockets; Single Chest pocket ; Four internal pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Dry clean only
Pants sold separately
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Fitz in Boulder, CO

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The Joe Biden | Donkey-print Democrat Blazer

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