Shinesty

The Tyrant Lizard | Dinosaur Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

$27

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The man doesn't want me to tell you this but screw him. These dinosaur boxer briefs might be an elaborate ruse put on by power-hungry paleontologists. Yes, we have fossils of dinosaurs to see what their bone structure was like, but what I want to know is: Who decided that the t-rex has no hair on its head? Riddle me that. Who's to say that pterodactyls didn't have afros, and triceratops weren't all...