Flamingos: not just lawn ornaments. Rock these colorful socks with your shortest shorts for an outfit that screams “leisure,” or under your business casual work attire to make it clear you have Miami on the mind. Pair with an after work cocktail to make it feel like you aren’t already fed up with the week on Monday.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, and 3% Lycra
Also available for women and men's XL

by Socksmith

Shop hundreds of crazy, cool, unique, and fun novelty socks for men, women, and kids. Find the perfect pair for (literally) any personality at The Sock Drawer!

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Flamingo Socks | Mens

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Men's Socks

OK, so ... this oven mitt might not be for everybody. You know who we’re talking about, right? The lactose-intolerant people. Still, this funny oven mitt is a fabulous gift idea for anyone who loves to cook as much as they love cheese.
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Super-insulated
Includes one oven mitt
Content: 100% Cotton
Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 0.6 inches
Browse our entire Oven Mitt collection to find your perfect oven mitt!
by Blue Q

Fuck, I Love Cheese Oven Mitt

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Oven Mitts & Potholders

Constantly thinking about sushi? Look no further for colorful socks that will satisfy your mouth-watering cravings. These cool sushi socks provide everything you need to have an awesome dinner: chopsticks, rolls, sashimi, and even edamame. Bonus: no need to cash out on a crazy expensive meal when you can get your fix every time you open your sock drawer.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, and 3% Lycra
Also available for women

by Socksmith

Sushi Socks | Mens

Your style will be note-perfect in these cool music socks for men! They feature a pattern like sheet music, with a staff running all over like a stripe and a complex array of musical notes. They’d make a great gift idea for any musician or music lover, from a band member to a frequent concert-goer.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-13
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
Also available for women

by ModSocks

A Genius Composition Socks | Mens

Slip these babies on with your hiking boots and get wanderin’! J.R.R. Tolkien knew what he was talking about when he wrote, “Not all who wander are lost,” as it says on these scenic mountain socks for men. They also have handsome details of a compass rose and a map pattern, making them a great choice for men who love travel and the outdoors. Sometimes when we’re out there losing ourselves in the woods, we’re actually finding ourselves, too!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Also available for women

by Foot Traffic

Wanderer Socks | Mens

You know those days. You wake up to cool, ambient sunlight filtering through your room, your skin is glowing, your hair flowing, and you are poised for any day that comes your way. As you bask in the glory that is this lucky day, you should also slip on these colorful socks to make sure you get through the craziness ahead.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Shitting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks | Womens

Socks & Tights

Animal lovers will fall tail over paws for these fun, colorful paw print socks for men. They feature a gradient rainbow stripe in the background, with black paw prints that contrast and pop for a fun graphic appeal. Perfect for dog or cat owners, these stylish novelty socks look great on a walk with Fido or curled up on the couch with Sylvester.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 6.5-12
Contents: 57% Nylon, 40% Pima Cotton, 3% Spandex
by K. Bell

Rainbow Stripe Paw Prints Socks | Mens

Uh-oh! Something went wrong on these wildly funny men’s drinking socks. They say, “Are you drunk?” and have boxes for you to check “Yes” or “No.” But it looks like you missed the boxes altogether! That certainly does answer the question, though! These make a great gift idea for a friend or loved one who you enjoy tying one on with from time to time. Cheers!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-13
Contents: 60% Pima Cotton, 37% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by K. Bell

Not Drunk Socks | Mens

Tired of the office chitchat? They'd be running for the hills if you actually answered honestly to all those "how are yous" every morning. Truly, you don't care about so-and-so's busy weekend or what's-her-name's kid's soccer match. But you can't say it. So let these awesomely sarcastic "I don't care" socks say it for you. The message is hidden in a pretty pink floral, so no one will notice how you really feel unless you want them to.
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Crew length

Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton; 47% Nylon; 2% Spandex.
by Blue Q

Hi. I Don't Care. Socks | Womens

Tired of people asking you what the secret ingredient is in your signature dishes? Just hang this funny dish towel prominently in your kitchen. Problem solved! Of course, this hilarious item that says, “Bitch, I AM the secret ingredient” is also a great gift idea for your sarcastic friend who loves to cook!
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Super-absorbent
Content: 100% Unbleached Cotton
Dimensions: 28"h x 21"w
Browse our entire Dish Towel collection to find your perfect dish towel!
by Blue Q

Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

Tea Towels

How do you take your whiskey? You can pick your poison with these novelty drink socks for men, which show glasses both neat and on the rocks. This fun pattern on a black background also features a decanter pouring your golden-brown drink of choice. These make a perfect pair for connoisseurs of whiskey, scotch and bourbon and fancy gentlemen everywhere.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Socksmith

Rocks Or Neat Socks | Mens

OK, genius. Can you figure out what these funny men’s socks mean? They feature a donkey graduate wearing a mortarboard and glasses. That’s right ... it’s a concept you’re really familiar with. It’s a smart ass! These hilariously irreverent socks are just right for the man who always has some kind of comeback ready. They're also a perfect gift for graduation!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Also available in men's XL

by Socksmith

Smart Ass Socks | Mens

Come on, dude! Open a window! Obviously, as these crazy socks say, “It’s OK to fart,” but you can at least let some fresh air in here! These ridiculously funny novelty socks are perfect for people who never fail to laugh at toilet humor and who have on occasion tried to time the length of their own farts. You know who you are!
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Made in the USA

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Crew Length
Unisex: Fits a women’s shoe size 6 to a men’s shoe size 12.5
Contents: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Gumball Poodle

It's Ok To Fart Socks | Unisex

Can’t figure out how to start the lawnmower? Need some help coming up with a pun? Ready to be embarrassed in front of all your friends? Never fear — Cool Dad is here! These funny fatherly socks say, “Here comes Cool Dad,” and show a super-slick man flashing a big thumbs-up as he heads out onto the scene. These are pretty much the perfect gift idea for those awesome dads who are always there with a hug, a helping hand and a mortifying anecdote.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 50% Nylon, 48% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Here Comes Cool Dad Socks | Men's

Be in control.
Red Crew Length socks with white video game controllers from all generations.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-12.5
Contents: 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex
by Sock it to Me

Multi Player Socks | Mens

"Dad, I need new socks! These have holes in them!" "Well, of course they do, son! That's where you put your feet in!"
Sighhhhhhh. Honor the time-old tradition of groan-inducing dad jokes with these fun socks from Blue Q. Perfect as a gift for your goofy old man, for a new dad or just for yourself, you master of wit.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 62% Combed Cotton, 36% Nylon, and 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks | Mens

Wear summertime around your neck with a cute piece of jewelry! The pendant on this unique gold necklace is in the shape of a sliced watermelon, and it looks good enough to eat! The bright enamel adds a pop of color to any outfit, and it also makes a fun gift for friends, moms ... anyone who could use a dose of summer!
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Content: Gilded in 22-karat gold. Soldered 18-karat gold-dipped chain.
Dimensions: Each pendant is about 1" (2.5cm). Chain is 20" (76cm) long with clasp.
Comes packaged in a cute glass vial with cork!
by Yellow Owl Workshop

Watermelon Necklace

Necklaces

Let your feet say what everyone in the conference room is thinking. These awesome work socks for men probably aren't the ideal choice for a typical professional setting, but you aren't a typical kinda guy. Lucky for you, these cool green socks from Blue Q look like stylish work socks until you roll up your pants a tad to show the other underlings just what you think of the latest PowerPoint presentation.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 71% Combed Cotton, 27% Nylon, and 2% Spandex
Also available for women

by Blue Q

This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks | Mens

Nothing comes between a man and his favorite video game! These funny socks say, “Fuck off, I’m gaming” and feature a guy who’s in deep concentration, controller in hand. You had better not step in front of the TV or ask this dude any questions right now. This level is SO HARD! In fact, can you just Google a walkthrough for him and help him out?
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Socks | Mens

Is your grandpa the cool kind? These funny socks are perfect for him! Wait, he’s the not-so-cool kind? Well, he probably wants to be. So get him these cool men’s word socks as inspiration! Coolness takes work, after all, and sometimes we all could use someone to believe in us. The sock fairies believe you’re cool, grandpas!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 62% Combed Cotton, 35% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Cool Ass Grandpa Socks | Men's

Pluck your way through your day in these cool acoustic guitar socks for men. The gray socks have a pattern of brown, black and white guitars, perfect for music fans and guys who love to play, whether they just noodle around as a hobby or are well-callused pros. Anybody got any requests?
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 6.5-12
Contents: 44% Nylon, 41% Pima Cotton, 2% Spandex
by K. Bell

Guitars Socks | Mens

Sometimes you just have to prioritize! Whether it’s co-workers bugging you with trivial stuff or someone getting in the way of your hard work making the world a better place, you just have to put your foot down! You can drive the message home even more if your feet are wearing these funny men’s socks that spell it out: You’re “busy making a fucking difference!”
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 58% Cotton, 39% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Busy Making A Fucking Difference Socks | Mens

We’ve got a great pick for all you music lovers out there! These cool guitar socks for men feature an awesome pattern of all your favorite six-string classics, both acoustic and electric. They make a great gift idea for a guitar player or anyone who likes to rock out from time to time. Get ready for the solo!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-13
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
by ModSocks

Classic Guitars Socks | Mens

The pug on these funny Christnas socks for men wears a Santa hat but definitely appears to be channeling his inner Ebenezer Scrooge. He says, “bah humpug,” a clever play on Scrooge’s phrase, “bah humbug.” They’re perfect for dog lovers ... and for those times when you’ve had enough of the holiday spirit!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 6-12.5
Contents: 61% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 16% Polyester, 2% Spandex
Also available for women

by Hot Sox

Bah Humpug Christmas Socks | Mens

Get out your lion tamer's whip, because you're clearly the ringmaster of this shit show! Whether you're referring to your crazy friends, your wild family or your co-workers who just can't seem to get it together, these sarcastic and funny men's socks show who's really in charge. Are you proud to lead these crazy people? You should be!
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.
Also available for women

This design is also available on a pencil case!
by Blue Q

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks | Mens

Sometimes you just need a minute, you know? It could be for a beautiful sunset, as depicted on these funny women’s socks that say, “Just taking this shit in.” It could also be when you come home from a long day to witness the destruction your pet has wreaked on a full trash can. Let’s pretend it’s a beautiful sunset, shall we?
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 56% Combed Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Taking This Shit In Socks | Womens

When it is time to put up the Christmas lights, we hope you don’t forget the moose antlers… hopefully right here on your cool Christmas socks, not on the creepy stuffed model hanging in your man cave. It’s not Xmas without a guilt free way to decorate one of your favorite animals with a string of festive lights.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, and 3% Lycra
by Socksmith

Christmas Lights Moose Socks | Mens

These colorful Sunday socks, adorned with the phrases “Football!,” “Nothing else matters,” and “Go for it” might as well say “Don’t talk to me until the game is over,” “Hand me another beer,” or “Are we seriously out of queso?! Susan!!”
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Sunday Socks | Mens

Well, at least you are not lying about it. If every other word out of your mouth is a carefully woven string of nonsense that sounds like you know what you are talking about, you know what to do. We recommend wearing this cool pair of colorful socks for every hungover presentation, half-assed speech, or inattentive conversation with your girlfriend. So essentially, all the time.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Not Gonna Lie Socks | Mens

Inspired by the designs of artist Laurel Burch, these crazy bright women’s novelty socks feature so many things you’ll find in the sky! We see rainbows, the sun and the moon, stars and even shooting stars. We love how the bold colors stand out against the black background of these gorgeous socks. Slip them on and show off your celestial side!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.5
Contents: 53% Nylon, 46% Cotton, 1% Spandex
by Socksmith