We've finally done it. We've crafted what fashion experts have defined as the world's first perfect derby party outfit. It's exactly what you think it is, a pink striped derby jumpsuit adorned with tiny but majestic horse figurines. Simple, elegant, horse girl approved.
DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neck line
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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The Bonnie And Clydesdale | Preppy Pink Stripe Derby Jumpsuit

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Alright so here we go. First, I'm gonna mention the product you're staring at. In this case, it's the green gingham patterned St. Patrick's Day skater dress for ladies. I'll go a little overboard with the descriptors because SEO optimization is apparently necessary for a website. Next, I'll get a little poetic on the merits of a dress which is eccentric and bold. I'll make you imagine the kind of woman you could be, the exciting life you could lead, if only you had the guts to purchase such a festive St. Paddy's dress. And then you do, because there is no free will. There is only fashion. More specifically, there is this green patterned and reversible St. Patrick's dress.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Reversible from front to back for different necklines
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Gingham Style | St. Patrick's Skater Dress

If you wear this funky orange plaid skirt to your Thanksgiving celebrash, you will effortlessly find the most turkey eggs, the Thanksgiving Pilgrim will bring you everything you asked for, and all your Thanksgiving wishes will come true when you blow out your candles....all while looking hotter than a pumpkin spice latte. But maybe your family has their own Thanksgiving traditions, and that's cool too. Weird, I guess, but fine.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
High-waisted
Above the knee length
Invisible zipper closure
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

That 70s Suit | Womens Orange Plaid Thanksgiving Skirt

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When we found out how rad buffalo check fabric was, we had to make it into one of our world-famous women's bodysuit. This buffalo check swimsuit is the perfect compliment to any holiday party outfit and all hot tubs. Plus it's the holidays, which means matching season, so grab your man and throw him in the Lumbersexual to help create a frenzy of activity below the water's surface.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by McManus

The Red & Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check One Piece

Find the ketchup to your mustard in this hotter-than-a-hot-dog-fresh-off-the-grill checkered overall skirt combo. If you’ve already found the ketchup to your mustard, maybe you need some relish or onions, we don’t judge. All condiments are welcome at this saucy backyard BBQ .

This description turned very Sausage Party and we don’t mind. (If you’ve never seen that movie, watch the closing scene , but we will give you a hint, it may or may not exhibit a full on orgy of grocery store foods).

Yes, it is extremely weird.

DEETS

100% C otton

Inspired by classic overalls
Adjustable straps
Above the knee skirt with two hand pockets
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

Where's The Ketchup | Mustard Check Plaid Skirtall

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Out From Under Reina Ribbed Henley Bodysuit

After putting on this festive island-vibe fruit wrap dress, you might be wondering how to align the rest of your life to your chill new lifestyle. Here's how: Ditch all modern appliances and technology. No more phones - you send messages in bottles now. No more stoves, microwaves, or toasters - your only mode of food prep is the luau. You can keep a car but it's gotta be a baby blue Caddy with extra-large tail fins. However, a rickshaw is strongly recommended. Constant fruit daiquiris will keep scurvy at bay. Beyond that, your only job is to chill out, take it easy, maybe double down with the matching couple's outfit.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Mack Daiquiri | Tropical Fruit Wrap Dress

Nothing is more cultured than this Hawaiian kimono. It's Hawaiian... and it's a kimono. It's like somebody went to study abroad and came back with a sense of cultural entitlement. "Actually, the kimono is a traditionally Hawaiian garment despite common misconception." Yeah, okay. Not sure how your three week trip to France gives you an in-depth knowledge of Asian and Hawaiian cultural history, but here I am wearing this awesome tropical Hawaiian kimono, so I guess ya got me.
DEETS

Unisex, fits as expected
100% Polyester Satin
POCKETS!!!!!
Belt included mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Cruise Ship Casanova | Women's Unisex Hawaiian Party Kimono

Take looking like a snack to a cool new level with an ice cream cone on your tasty zone. With sprinkles and syrup and a cherry on top, this sexy treat is anything but vanilla, just like you. Bonus: no ice cream headache guaranteed, no matter how many licks it takes to satisfy your craving.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

I Scream, You Scream | Ice Cream Seamless Thong

Ladies, I know I'm not alone when I say that being the fastest finisher is not high on my "qualities of a perfect man" list, but I'm not trying to stay up all night either. There's got to be a happy medium in there somewhere, and that's where this sweet leopard print party blazer comes in. Keep it on for a while to blend in before you pounce, or slide it off early and you'll be purring like a kitten either way.

DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Slightly oversized boyfriend cut
Full length sleeves, finished cuffs for easy rolling
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Fastest Finishers | Leopard Print Womens Blazer

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Corset Bodysuit

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Assets By Spanx Women's Strapless Cupped Midthigh Bodysuit

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Crewneck Thong Bodysuit

You don't need a bouquet of 600 roses to show you're the win, place, and show of the Derby when you have this Derby rose jumpsuit. With a design that says "I'm Lily Pulitzer's drunk identity on a body that'd suit J-Lo, that Derby in Kentucky just got a whole lot classier.
DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neckline
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Run For The Roses | Derby Jumpsuit

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We are all guilty of the Irish goodbye, and wearing this dress on St. Patrick's Day is no exception. In fact, it will actually heighten the chances of you leaving the bar or party without telling a soul. This navy blue dress with green shamrocks is the perfect dress for your festivities this year. With a reversible neckline, you can either show off that tasteful cleavage, or leave a little to the imagination with a higher neckline. See you at the bar, babe.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Reversible from front to back for different necklines
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Boondock | Navy Stripe Shamrock Skater Dress

If you've found this page, then this Budweiser one piece swimsuit was made for you. I know you're the kind of gal that opens the cooler, sees it filled with White Claws, and digs deep into the icy depths to find the coldest Budweiser available. You'd choose a Bud on tap over a fruity cocktail any day. This one piece has high cut thighs and a low cut back to accentuate your assets and keep you held in tight for many Budweisers to come. Cheers girl, because this Bud's on you, literally.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

This Bud's On You | Budweiser One Piece Swimsuit

Pop in your favorite VHS of "PrimeTime Fitness" with Bev Harris and get moving. Recent studies show that physical activity could have positive healthy benefits. If we're finding all this out in 1987, think of where we'll be in 30 years. The possibilities are endless.
80s and 90s print yoga pants at Shinesty....let's get physical.
DEETS

82% polyester/18% spandex
Imported fabric: printed, hand cut, and sewn in the USA. Smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn with 4 way stretch
Features inner pocket and raised waistband
Brand: Perspective Threads

The Jane Fondas | Retro 80's Women's Leggings

It's a little-known fact that bananas are actually the world's largest herb, and not a fruit at all. It's true. They're also high in potassium, which makes them slightly radioactive. But enough of the fun facts... everybody knows that the coolest thing about bananas is how much they look like a schlong, and that's why we're here. Nature's least subtle dick joke meets the power of suggestion in this sensual print featuring our favorite phallic non-fruit, so there will be no question about your intentions when this satiny kimono is the only layer left to peel.
DEETS

Unisex, fits as expected
100% Polyester Satin
Belt included mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
Brand: Shinesty

The Peelin' Goods | Womens Banana Lips Kimono

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Citizens Of Humanity Jess Crew Neck Bodysuit

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Hello, my name is Paige and welcome to my ASMR channel. Today we are testing this Bud Light women’s one piece swimsuit. I invite you to picture yourself, align your chakras and truly feel this experience along with me. I recommend you read these following sentences aloud in a soft, sensual whisper. *The crisp sound of a Bud Light opening as the carbonation releases instantly*
*The ice cold can pressed against your lips.
*The thud of your rising heartbeat in anticipation of a perfectly chilled beer.*
*The satisfied feeling of slaying in this blue and purple tribal print Bud Light one-piece bathing suit.*
DEETS

Officially licensed
Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

Imbibe Tribe | Bud Light One Piece

These American flag women's ski pants represent Papa Shinesty's attempt to capitalize on the general public's obsession with yoga pants and their love for America. While normal ski pants turn even the most bodacious of booties into diaper dumpers, these USA ski pants for women will hug your curves in just the right way. The American way. Yeah, we Betsy's are cuter than any other red, white and blue ski pants you'll find. These little mommas feature an 8k waterproof rating, are made of a stretch bonded fleece material and stirrups, and are designed in the beautifully bold stars and stripes print for your party pleasures. So be ahead of the trend and get ready to start a conversation on the lift in the best ski pants around.

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8k waterproof rating, bonded fleece
Double snap and hidden clip waistband closure
Body: 100% polyester, waterproof, softshell fabric with brushed fleece lining, breathable mesh stirrup, 75% polyamide, 25% elastane
27" inseam for all sizes
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
Brand: Shinesty

The Born In The Usas | Half And Half Usa Ski Pant

May we present the KFDD Derby Party Dress... Is your super woke yoga friend dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty, we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip this baby on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for. Feel free to talk about us. We'll be alone on our couches avoiding forced Southern social interactions all weekend.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Kentucky Fried Daily Double | Derby Roses Wrap Dress

Mesh bodysuit
Slim fitting
Princess Polly Exclusive
95% nylon 5% elastane
Printed material
Pinched material at sides
Tie shoulders
Straight neckline
Press clips at base
Double mesh lining

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Monica Bodysuit

It doesn't have to be scotch, and it doesn't have to be on the rocks, but it's an indisputable fact that the holidays are best enjoyed with a bevvy in hand. After all, we didn't drive for 4 hours one way in godforsaken holiday traffic to disappoint our extended family while we're sober. So whether you're hiding hickeys or just concealing your desire to be literally anywhere else this holiday season, this Christmas plaid dress has you covered. Cheers!

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94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Classic turtleneck
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

Scotch On The Rocks | Green And White Plaid Christmas Turtleneck Dress

The Christmas tree camouflage skater dress is just like concealer, but for your entire upper half. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc. This Christmas Tree Camouflage dress is your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear.
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94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Reversible from front to back for different necklines
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Skater Dress

Bodysuit
Princess Polly exclusive
Ribbed material
Scoop neckline
Stitching under bust
Fixed straps
Press clips at base
Brief cut bottoms
Lined bust
95% viscose 5% elastane
Length of size AU 8 / US 4 shoulder to base: 62cm / 24.4”
Shimma is wearing a size AU 12 / US 8
Lucy is wearing a size AU 6 / US 2

Crosby Bodysuit Yellow

First, we stunned the world with our ball hammock boxers. Now we're doing it again with our all-new Her Hammock Seamless Thong. Showcasing Shinesty's signature look of animal faces and rad prints on your lady bits, this thong underwear is going to show anyone who's lucky enough to see it that you are without a doubt unforgettable. We've all had that "oh shit" moment during the come up to the no-pants-dance where you're getting hot and heavy trying to remember what panties you wore out. Well, get ready for hot, mindless sex because that's something you never have to worry about with Shinesty's sexy thongs. These are going to be those pair of thong panties that you actively look for before Saturday nights filled with quick impulses, unfiltered desire, and dirty martinis. We're all about those moments; that's why we decide it's finally time to share the comfort with all our ladies out there.
Welcome to Vag-halla.

Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

Call Me Kitty Cat | Kitten Seamless Thong

Regular pool rules like "swimsuits required" or "no sex in the pool" don't apply to hot tubs, which makes these awesome socks the perfect accessory for your next Hot Tub Club meeting. Wear them in with your swimsuit or hang one of these party socks on the doorknob so your roommates know there's a meeting in progress.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Material: 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
Designed in Boulder, CO

The Hot Tub Club | Men's Socks

We apologize for perpetuating unrealistic Christmas standards this holiday season. No, you probably won't casually come across a feisty little tiger wearing a Santa hat this winter, and if you do...you might want to lay off those party favors a little bit. These cheeky undies are as spunky as you are. With extremely soft fabric and a comfortable elastic waistband, you will feel drawn to immediately throw out all of your old undies.
Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener

The Tinsel Tigers | Christmas Tiger Cheeky Underwear

"Who is this Gatsby? He was a German spy during the war. A German spy? No, no, no. He's the Kaiser's assassin. I heard he killed a man once. True. Kills for fun, free of charge. He's certainly richer than God. You don't really believe he killed a man, do you? Let's go find him and you can ask him yourself." - (The Great Gatsby, 2013)
We didn't find Gatsby, but we found this art deco Gatsby wrap dress instead. With elegant black and gold print and a leg length of just above the knee, you will feel like you just stepped into one of Gatsby's notoriously famous parties. With confidence, class and poise, this printed holiday dress is guaranteed to turn heads.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Ball Droppers | Art Deco Gold Nye Wrap Dress

First, we stunned the world with our ball hammock boxers. Now we're doing it again with our all-new Her Hammock Seamless Thong. Showcasing Shinesty's signature look of animal faces on your lady bits, this thong underwear is going to show every young buck who's lucky enough to reach your cougar den that you are without a doubt the best he's ever had. Scaring him into submission, just like a cougar does to their prey, you won't have to worry about that "oh shit" moment during the come up to the no-pants-dance where you're trying to remember what panties you wore out. Strap yourself in for hot, mindless sex ladies because that's something you will never have to worry about wearing this sexy thong.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

The Young Buck Hunter | Cougar Seamless Thong

Less is more they say. So like the design of this vintage-inspired ski onesie, I'll keep this description short as well. Just look below at all the features the skiers in the office said you should know.
DEETS

Slightly fitted, 100% polyester (50% recycled)
Waterproof rating: 10,000mm
Breathability rating: 10,000gm
Insulation: 80g Synthetic Insulation
Lift pass pocket, wrist gators, adjustable cuffs
Inside mesh goggle pocket, waterproof zippers
Mesh-lined arm and leg vents
Seam construction: Critically Taped
Fleece chin guard, velcro adjustable wrist straps
Reinforced durable ankle patches, elasticated ankle gators, waist
Adjustable belt, shaped elbows and knees
Brand: OOSC (Original Old School Ski Company)
Custom Print Designed by Tiff in Boulder, CO

The Powder Day | Womens White Retro Striped Ski Suit

*Migos voice* Rainbow. Crop top. Soaking up rays in this stripe top.
Okay, let's ignore the fact that top was rhymed with top. I'm not a rapper. But what I lack in freestyling abilities, I make up in vast product knowledge. And let me tell you, this two-piece jumpsuit will make your legs look longer than a text from your ex. To add a little danger to the mix, the high waisted bottoms will make your rear gear pop.
DEETS

100% polyester printed crop set
Wide shoulder straps with a tie back
Culotte pants have an elastic waist and pockets
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small, culotte pant runs large
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO