As the wise Ricky Bobby once said, "If you ain't first, you're last." I live by this motto every single day. While driving in traffic, I must lead the pack. While playing shoots and ladders with my nephew, I must always get a ladder. While going out to the bars? I will ALWAYS go home first. But hey, that ain't always a bad thing. I may finish my night quicker than most, but do not shame me for the Irish goodbye. You should know me by now and respect my sleeping habits. I am the fastest finisher no matter the occasion, and I am damn proud.

DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
High-waisted
Above the knee length
Invisible zipper closure
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

Keeping you outfitted for all of life’s social moments, welcome to the home of the largest collection of outrageous party clothing and themed party apparel on the internet. Your life just got way better.

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The Fastest Finishers | Womens Leopard Print Skirt

Skirt Size

Bodysuits

Whether it be chakras or BDE (Big D*ck Energy), we're living in an era of different energies. Elk energy, however, is powerful stuff. The ancient native tribes believed Elk medicine stood for stamina, strength, nobility, pride, and survival. This is exactly why we put this bad-ass hooved mammal on your next fleece for winter. You need to harness the spirit of the elk and we've got just the item for it.
DEETS

Unisex
100% sherpa poly, super strong, machine washable
Highly breathable fuzzy finish
Full zipper closure, side pockets, cinched sleeves
Brand: Wildkind

The Spirit Of The Elk | Women's Elk Animal Print Fleece Jacket

Size

We've all come across a bad ass grandma wearing retro wrap around sunglasses. I'm not talking about the grandma who gives you tin-can cheese and caramel popcorn at Christmas time. This grandma is much more venomous and pitiless.
She buys cigarettes by the carton, bourbon by the barrel, and could whoop your ass sideways. She'd have no problem breaking a bull in. Don't be fooled by the thermal finish when you see her with these shades on. The big body frame of these blue sunglasses acts as a blinder for the heat-seeking missile that is your grandmother, which is aimed at demoralizing every participation ribbon you've ever achieved. All because of her retro sunglasses.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Mirror-finished
Fit-over or cataract style sunglasses
Shark gills for who knows what
UV protected

The Le Sailors | O.g. Grandma Blue Mirrored Sunglasses

Title

You know that machine that blows air into your eyeball at the eye doctor? The anticipation you feel as you sit there trying to keep your eye from closing while also trying to keep it open at the same time is sweat-inducing. Well, luckily this black one piece has nothing to do with that. It's the complete opposite if you will. This women's one piece is a conversation starter, it's hella flattering and not at all sweat-inducing.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by McManus

The Idc If You Stare | It Is Not Polite To Stare One Piece

IDK about you but after looking at this tropical jumpsuit with some sweet pineapples and green palm trees, I'm craving a piña colada. Yes, I want it served inside a hallowed out pineapple. Yes, I'd love an adorable umbrella sticking out of the top. This jumpsuit will make you feel like you're on the beach during sunset in Mexico, even if you're just at a backyard pool party in Bakersfield.
DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neck line
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty

The Date Night | Palm Trees And Pineapples Tropical Jumpsuit

This two-piece jumpsuit is here to save you from boring formal wear. Yes, the crop top and culotte pants are trendy, but we're not here to shake hands and leave quietly.
DEETS

100% polyester culotte style pants
Stretch elastic waistband for fit and comfort
Shin length inseam
Pockets for when your hands get confused
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Jockey Soup | Patchwork Culotte Pants

Pant Size

Our Cream Olive Tie Dye Ruffle Ribbed Bodysuit features a square neck and backline with ruffle straps and a snap closure.

60% Polyester 35% Cotton 5% Spandex

Hand wash with cold water, hang dry

Sam is 5' 10" shown wearing a medium. Her measurements are as follows:
Bust is 36", Waist is 26", Hips are 34", shoe is size 10.

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Cream Olive Tie Dye Ruffle Bodysuit

Sexting has never been easier since emojis were invented. If you've never indulged your fantasies and sent some risqué texts, we can help. These ladies cheeky undies with subtle and sexual emojis is the perfect place to learn. Take a gander at the emoji drawings of peaches, eggplants, finger gestures and of course, fire. Feelin' frisky yet?
Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)

Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable

Soft & flexible waistband

No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Low rise with medium coverage

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex

Machine wash delicate with like colors

Hang dry

Avoid fabric softener

The Emoji Orgy | Black Emoji Cheeky Underwear

This snakeskin one-piece swimsuit will get you looking like a slithery little snake in no time. First, we had the snakeskin print suit. Now we're making it skin tight for our ladies. You can wear it as camouflage on the creek or get really into it and take role play to a new weird level by molting this right off. The internet says "Snakes shed their skin to allow for further growth..." so shed this snakeskin bodysuit and see if he can do something about further growth.

DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

The Slithery Swimmer | Snakeskin One Piece Swimsuit

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Los Angeles Chargers Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Chargers fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Chargers.
DEETS

Dyed to match team color dazzle fabric
Authentic team uniform graphics
Full sleeve striping and collar decoration

The Los Angeles Chargers | Pet Stretch Jersey

Being invited to spend the holidays with a significant other's side of the family is essentially the same as being invited to partake in the act of Christmas sex at their parents' house. Maybe it's the laundry room, maybe it's the upstairs half bath, but probably it's their childhood bedroom, which has now been turned into a "craft room" and is littered with scrapbooking materials and in-progress quilts. Just watch out for sewing needles, and don't forget to lock the door.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Bonus Room Quickie | Patchwork Christmas Tree Wrap Dress

Maybe you're double-fisting gin & juice, or maybe you've got a fanny pack full of Claws, but one thing's for sure: you're here to tie one on, and this crop top makes sure everybody knows it. With a mind-expanding pattern to hide your sloppy spills and a back-tie design to fit just like ya like it, you're ready to pair it with the matching culotte pants and have the night of your life, even if you have to check Instagram just to remember what the hell happened.
DEETS

100% polyester printed crop set
Wide shoulder straps with a tie back
Culotte pants have an elastic waistband and pockets
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small, culotte pant runs large
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Tie One On | Tie Dye Crop Set

Top Size

4-way stretch, vintage print, sassy personality. A women's vintage retro swoop bike shorts perfect for festivals, funerals, and all types of Spring occasions. Get'cha some.
DEETS

Athletic Fit Printed Stretch Bike Shorts
High Waisted Rise with 3.5'' Waistband
Hidden Credit Card Pocket in Waistband
83% Polyester / 17% Spandex
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Chella Chaser | Women's Retro Swoop Bike Shorts

Shorts Size

This purple bikini might look sporty, but looks can be deceiving. In reality, this 80s swimsuit top has no intentions of doing anything remotely sporty. It's already poolside four hefty mimosas deep with no plans of slowing down. With party stamina like that, I guess you could consider it an extreme sport.
DEETS

Top:
Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
High neck with racerback
Half crop design sits mid-ribs
Fully lined to avoid those embarrassing nip peaks
Brand: Shinesty
Bottom:
Fits small
Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
High French cut leg, little cheeky, just like you
Fully lined to avoid those embarrassing sneak peaks
Brand: Shinesty

The Violet Vixen | Women's Purple Paisley Bikini

Psshhhh. "Whitey's Classic Orange Aviator sunglasses" my ass. Where does one get off thinking he can go rogue and name sunglasses after himself? We might as well change the title and call these the "KILLLLL WHIIITTEEEYYYY's" from Black Sheep for all I care. These brown and orange aviators deserve a stellar name.
That being said, "Whitey's Classics" does have a ring to it, so I'll let it fly for now until you send an email to with a better name for these and I'll happily name these after you.
DEETS

Scratch resistant, polarized orange/brown Revo lenses
Triacetate cellulose lens provides almost over 100% UV protection
Material- metal frames, polycarbonate brow bar, brown foam comfort tubing around the ear
Designed by Anna in Boulder, CO
Brand: Shinesty

The Whitey's | Classic Wrap Brown And Orange Aviator Sunglasses

Oh look, everyone's favorite snack just walked through the door in a light blue candy cane Xmas jumpsuit. All of a sudden everyone is getting pretty hungry and they're staring you up and down, unsure if they want to lick you down to nothing or snap you in half. We'll tell you what they're not thinking about is all the cavities they're gonna get.
DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neckline
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty

The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas Jumpsuit

I'll let the picture speak for itself with this women's ugly Christmas sweater. Saint Nicholas. In a cage. It doesn't matter what I write here, these are going to sell faster than you can steal the Declaration of Independence or ruin a professional acting career with an awful movie like "Left Behind."
DEETS

Slim fitting knit Christmas sweater
100% Acrylic, 100% Relevant
Banded elastic cuffs and waist
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO

Saint Nicolas | Ladies Unisex Christmas Sweater

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Minnesota Vikings Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Vikings fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Vikings.
SKOL!
DEETS

Dyed to match team color dazzle fabric
Authentic team uniform graphics
Full sleeve striping and collar decoration

The Minnesota Vikings | Pet Stretch Jersey

Consider this orange and teal seamless thong a circus tent for your coochie. With an ultra-soft nylon/spandex blend and a cheeky design, you'll be a tiger in a room full of circus clowns. And by that we mean you'll feel like nothing is there, so you can ring in the free drinks until the ring leader is ready for some action in the back.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

The Peach Purse | Striped Seamless Thong

With these New Orleans Saints overalls, you can start your day in the stadium and end it on Bourbon Street without a single thought of changing. The Saints bib is so versatile that it can withstand an all-day tailgate followed by a night filled with crawfish. Need more craw daddies? Fill up those five pockets for a late-night snacky snack.
DEETS

Relaxed fit, officially licensed
Unisex fit, runs large for women. Size down
5 pockets, functional zipper fly
Metal strap sliders, straps clip at the front
100% cotton denim, lightweight and durable
Brand: Little Earth
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

The New Orleans Saints | Ladies Unisex Nfl Overalls

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Seattle Seahawks Pet Bandana. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Seahawks fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Hawks.
DEETS

Soft, washable poly blend
Reversible - team logo on one side, paisley print on the reverse

The Seattle Seahawks | Pet Bandana

PSA: Christmas overalls for adults exist. Welcome to the perfect marriage of a pair of practical overalls and comfortable PJ's. These green gingerbread Christmas pajamas are cozier than any you've ever worn before. There is no reason to ever leave the couch while wearing these pajama overalls. With a built-in bottle opener, adjustable shoulder straps, synched ankles, and a big 'ole chest pocket, your gonna have all kinds of pocket and belly room for gorging yourself on gingerbread men.

DEETS

Fit as expected
Length is adjustable by straps
Built in bottle opener inside the chest pocket
Drawstring waistband
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Brand: Shinesty
Designed By: Allie in Boulder, CO

The Ninja Bread | Women's Green Gingerbread Christmas Pajamaralls

Fun fact: Jägermeister is made with 56 herbs and spices. In other words, it has five times more herbs and spices than the fried chicken an old colonel tossed in a vat of oil. Another fun fact: There’s a very good chance this Jägermeister sweater will have people buying you Jägermeister at the local pub during the holidays. Consider it a wearable free drink ticket. Take that, Santa.
DEETS

Slim fitting knit Christmas sweater
100% Acrylic, 100% Relevant
Banded elastic cuffs and waist
Officially Licensed
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO

The Jägermeister | Womens Jägermeister Sweater

Wearing an entire groutfit isn't just a statement, it's a life choice that you can commit to with these ladies' heather grey pajama overalls. I'll tell ya, I find myself in head to toe grey more often than I'd like to admit, but I digress. These grey pajamaralls are the perfect piece of clothing for day long lounging when your usual PJs aren't quite fancy enough. Commit to the fit my ladies.
DEETS

Fit as expected
Length is adjustable by straps
Drawstring waistband
50% cotton, 50% polyester

Brand: Shinesty
Designed By: Allie in Boulder, CO

The Groutfit | Women's Heather Grey Pajamaralls

Talk about a diamond in the friggin' rough, bud. Gas stations and truck stops are the thrift stores for animal-themed apparel. There is no better place to find an animal print fleece, or a wolf howling at the moon t-shirt. Normally, to find something like this, you'd have to fight your way through slushy machines and isles of beef jerky. But today, for you, my friend, these gems are yours for the pickin'. Chow down like a hungry, hungry hippo and thank us later.
DEETS

Unisex heavy weight fleece hoodie
100% sherpa poly, super strong, machine washable
Highly breathable fuzzy finish
Full zipper closure, side pockets, cinched sleeves
Brand: Wildkind

The Truck Stop Gem | Ladies Animal Print Fleece Hoodie

Who says lingerie has to be all tiny and revealing? Unlike traditional lingerie, these pajama bottoms are both comfortable AND warm, but since they feature a festive print of a wildlife orgy, they're just as good at letting your partner know when it's business time. Just slide them on and you'll be sliding them back off again before you have a chance to use the snack pouch in the matching shirt.
DEETS

95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Super soft and stretchy!
Elastic Waistband
Jogger style leg with elastic hem
Pockets!
Hidden pocket in the sleeve cuff for hiding small secrets
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Caribou Lous | Womens Navy Mating Deer Fairisle Christmas Pajama Bottom

To see if this women's Xmas lumber turtleneck is for you, let's play Wood You Rather, we wanna axe you some questions. First question: Wood you rather attract lumberjacks or computer nerds? Second question: Wood you rather stay warm this winter by jogging in place or with under-the-covers collaborative friction (are we allowed to say sex, cause we mean sex)? Third question: Wood you rather look smoking hot or like a wet blanket? If you answered any of these questions correctly then the log pattern ladies turtleneck is for you. Claim your prize by ordering now.
DEETS

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

The Wood You Rather | Bark Printed Ladies Turtleneck

Imagine riding a camel through the scorching desert. You're thirsty, you're tired, you're sunburnt when finally...in the distance...you spot an oasis. The magical place is filled with soft green grass and beautiful shaded trees surrounded by cacti. There is a perfect crystal blue pond gently rippling in the breeze. The water is more delicious than anything to ever touch your tongue. Do you want to feel that sweet relief? Get this pair of desert themed ladies cheeky undies. The material is 5x softer than your old Calvin Klein panties and the pattern is 69x cuter.
Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener

The Oasis | Desert Scene Cheeky Underwear

These Xmas tree camouflage pants are just like concealer but for your entire lower half. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc. Match these Christmas tree pattern pants with the jacket and just get away for a while . It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
High-waisted with a wide leg
Invisible zipper closure
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Christmas Tree Camo | Womens Christmas Tree Print Pant

Festival season is upon us and even though Coachella was last week, you won't have to wait until next year to wear this checkerboard print denim skirt! There are still plenty of wobbly-womp shows to come. Don't believe me? Here's an article listing every single major EDM show that involves festivals, neon pasties, glitter and seeing sounds. You have at least 10 more opportunities to wear this thing before the next Coachella weekend, so finish the year off with a denim skirt that literally looks like a finish line.
If you ain't first, yer last, so grab the matching jacket to complete the look!
DEETS

Fits small
100% cotton denim

The Finisher | Women's Checkered Board Printed Denim Skirt

Baby, there’s a shark in the water, and it’s you. You’re gonna be lookin' like a snack in this Jaws one piece bathing suit , but the only one taking bites will be you.
You should warn the pool boy to approach at his own risk. Those faint of heart beware. You may seem docile at first, but you can not be held responsible for any physical, emotional or psychological damage incurred as a result of wearing this ladies swimsuit . Sharks need to feed, and it’s lunch time baby.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

Feeding Frenzy | Jaws One Piece Swimsuit

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Atlanta Falcons Pet Bandana. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Falcons fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Falcons.
DEETS

Soft, washable poly blend
Reversible - team logo on one side, paisley print on the reverse

The Atlanta Falcons | Pet Bandana

Build a Face Mask Pack: Save Money, Save The World
In uncertain times, one thing is universally true: only nerds wear bulk disposable medical face masks. Those are the tighty whities of the post-pandemic world. Slip into something better and grab a reusable face mask to fit every mood.
With the face mask pack builder, the more you pack, the more save, and we're not only talking about up to 25% in mask discounts, but you can save your life and others while rocking a new high-class mask for every day of the week.
Now with a 100% Karen triggering guarantee, you will never look so good while simultaneously upsetting so many who are already essentially on their death beds.
Wash your hands, pack some masks.

Build A Mask Pack

If you're considering taking up karate, or if you just frickin' LOVE gingerbread cookies, these women's green gingerbread Christmas pjs want you inside of them. You can do anything in the stretchy and soft material of these funny Christmas pajamas. Planning on lounging on the couch with as minimal movement as possible? Good thing these adult holiday pajama pants have plenty of room for an extended belly to fill with gingerbread cookies. Don't let the rugrats have all of the fun, get cozy in these green Christmas pjs.

DEETS

95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Super soft and stretchy!
Elastic Waistband
Jogger style leg with elastic hem
Pockets!
Hidden pocket in the sleeve cuff for hiding small secrets
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Ninja Bread | Women's Green Gingerbread Christmas Pajama Bottoms

Everyone watches the ball drop on New Years Eve, whether you're on your couch with a bowl of popcorn, at a bar with buds, freezing you ass off in Time's Square, or raising your glass of champagne at an invite-only party. No matter where you are, we are all watching the same thing: that sparkling sphere.
This diamond print one piece jumpsuit was inspired by the center of attention on NYE. Nothing shines brighter than a diamond print at midnight so get ready to be the center of attention this year. This ladies jumpsuit has a low cut neck line and slim fit to hug all your curves in just the right way.
DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neck line
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty

Harder Than A Diamond | Diamond Pattern Nye Jumpsuit

We present to you, our best selling bald eagle American flag print, now on our brand new cheeky undies for ladies. With all of the patriotism and double the booty coverage. These cheeky panties are soft, stretchy and more comfortable than anything else in your underwear drawer. Wear a little red, white and blue with you in these Mascot women's panties.
Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener