Here's a new play for your playbook: The Tennessee Titans Pet Bandana. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Titans fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Titans.
Titan Up!

DEETS

Soft, washable poly blend
Reversible - team logo on one side, paisley print on the reverse

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The Tennessee Titans | Pet Bandana

Size

Bodysuits

Our PANAX bodysuit is a wardrobe staple. It's simplicity makes it the perfect piece to add to any outfit. It has a scoop neck, adjustable straps and closure in the inseam. Comes in 3 colors.

Runs true to size.
Has a good amount of stretch

S= 2-4; M= 6-8; L= 10-12

Model is 5'6 wearing size S

CARE

This is a cruelty free piece made carefully and ethically for Blue District, preserve its life by reading and following the tag guidelines. Tip: When in doubt, air dry your garment! It helps the planet and it'll stay in shape longer.
● Hand wash cold ● 95% cotton, 5% spandex ● Designed in USA ● Made mindfully in our GOLD wrap certified chinese factory

Cruelty free apparel for the urban trendsetter.

Blue District

Panax Bodysuit- Mustard

Color

The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids , frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But t he best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.
DEETS

Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Houston Texans Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Texans fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Texans.
DEETS

Dyed to match team color dazzle fabric
Authentic team uniform graphics
Full sleeve striping and collar decoration

The Houston Texans | Pet Stretch Jersey

If our new Hawaiian floral jumpsuit, coined the Mai Tai Mama, was a fishing boat it would cast a very wide net. That's because this tropical jumpsuit has cracked the class code, holding itself together well at weddings in Honolulu but still ready to see sounds at Coachella when the flower children immerge from the trees. Whether you're lying to your in-laws about your future or aligning your spirits with the third eye, sit back and let the Mai Tais come to you.
How might you feel after a few Mai Tais in the Ma Tai Mama? Michael Scott knows...

DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neckline
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Mai Tai Mama | Women's Hawaiian Floral Jumpsuit

Our DIMENSION bodysuit is a soft peach jersey with one chest pocket, short sleeves and an inseam closure.

Runs true to size.
Has a great amount of stretch

S= 2-4; M= 6-8; L= 10-12;

Model is 5'6 wearing size S

CARE

This is a cruelty free piece made carefully and ethically for Blue District, preserve its life by reading and following the tag guidelines. Tip: When in doubt, air dry your garment! It helps the planet and it'll stay in shape longer.
● Hand wash cold ● 95% bamboo rayon, 5% spandex ● Designed in USA ● Made mindfully in our GOLD wrap certified chinese factory

Dimension Bodysuit

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Los Angeles Rams Pet Bandana. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Rams fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Rams.
DEETS

Soft, washable poly blend
Reversible - team logo on one side, paisley print on the reverse

The Los Angeles Rams | Pet Bandana

Why don't we take soup in Thermos to lunch anymore? How did we shy away from such a luxury? We created this blue plaid womens jumpsuit to honor that sweet, supportive Thermos. It was always warm no matter what, full of flavor, and cool af to look at. So we figured that's exactly what is exuded when this holiday jumpsuit for women is rocked. Just like the classic Thermos, this look is classic. It gives a comfortable retro feel that we all don't understand but can't help but love. Just like our weird Aunt Barb. And I know she'll appreciate seeing her neice flaunting what she's got in a womens sexy jumpsuit she definitely would have worn back in her day. Cheers to the crazy Aunts out there, and cheers to all of us eventually getting to be one.

DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neck line
Wide leg fit that hits above the ankle
Uppers not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Shag N' Bag | Bright Blue Plaid Jumpsuit

This is the color combo you get when you boof Skittles on the gondola. I know, we couldn't believe it either, but something happens when you take a blank retro ski suit and pair it with some skittles and bad mating habits. You've been warned.
DEETS

Slightly fitted, 100% polyester (50% recycled)
Waterproof rating: 10,000mm
Breathability rating: 10,000gm
Insulation: 80g Synthetic Insulation
Lift pass pocket, wrist gators, adjustable cuffs
Inside mesh goggle pocket, waterproof zippers
Mesh-lined arm and leg vents
Seam construction: Critically Taped
Fleece chin guard, velcro adjustable wrist straps
Reinforced durable ankle patches, elasticated ankle gators, waist
Adjustable belt, shaped elbows and knees
Brand: OOSC (Original Old School Ski Company)
Custom Print Designed by Tiff in Boulder, CO

The Bluebird | Womens Bright Teal Retro 80s Ski Suit

There's something about this red and green knit pattern that just keeps the people wanting more. Well, my friends, what you want, Santa's little elves will make. We decided to bring some class to the ugly Christmas sweater and turn it into an ugly Christmas blazer for women instead. Why wear a frumpy and boxy itch machine when you can break necks in this classy ladies blazer? We have elevated the Christmas party, one article of clothing at a time. You're welcome and Happy Holidays.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Slightly oversized boyfriend cut
Full length sleeves, finished cuffs for easy rolling
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Red Ryder | Women's Knit Print Christmas Suit

Blazer Size

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Oakland Raiders Pet Bandana. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Raiders fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Raiders.
DEETS

Soft, washable poly blend
Reversible - team logo on one side, paisley print on the reverse

The Oakland Raiders | Pet Bandana

The most important man is the 12th. So put your phone in your pocket and show your pride in these Seattle Seahawks overalls. With adjustable straps and metal fasteners, this Seahawks bib will have you looking more iconic than the Space Needle.
DEETS

Relaxed fit, officially licensed
Unisex fit, runs large for women. Size down
5 pockets, functional zipper fly
Metal strap sliders, straps clip at the front
100% cotton denim, lightweight and durable
Brand: Little Earth
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, Co

The Seattle Seahawks | Ladies Unisex Nfl Overalls

Before I get into the details of this ladies retro ski headband, let me help you out. It took me 4 months to figure out what Le Tits Now meant. Say it 5 times fast. You see, it sounds like "Late, It's Now!" Consider this retro headband a wearable alarm clock, telling you you're late, and now is the time to get up and go. Slide it on, cover half your head and get to work. Because you are late!
*Disclaimer: Le Tits Now actually means "Let It Snow" for those of us who aren't late to work every day.*
DEETS

One-Sided Retro Winter Headband
Brand: Shinesty
Material: 100% Acrylic

Designed in Boulder, CO

Le Tits Now | Ladies Knit Headband

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Green Back Packers Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Packers fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Packers.
Go Pack Go.
DEETS

Dyed to match team color dazzle fabric
Authentic team uniform graphics
Full sleeve striping and collar decoration

The Green Bay Packers | Pet Stretch Jersey

Yep, these USA pants have pockets. How else am I supposed to hold a beer and two hot dogs? Matching top right here.
DEETS

100% polyester culotte style pants
Stretch elastic waistband for fit and comfort
Shin length inseam
Pockets for when your hands get confused
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Kennedy | Women's Usa Culotte Pants

Pant Size

If you've watched the Netflix original "The Tiger King" then you absolutely need this tiger patterned kimono robe. Big cats are the only thing anybody can talk about right now, well and the fact that Carole Baskin killed her husband. Notice how I said FACT. Make a big cat rescue with this stealthy Tiger King kimono.
DEETS

Unisex, fits as expected
100% Polyester Satin
New: pockets
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir

Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Tiger King | Ladies Unisex Tiger Print Satin Kimono

It's our distinct honor to introduce The Savannah Swinger, a pastel plaid pant perfect for Derby parties, Easter brunch, and saying distinctly Southern things like "oh bless her heart."
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Adjustable straps
POCKETS!
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Savannah Swinger | Plaid Strappy Dress

You're the kinda girl who knows what she wants: this neon blue and green strappy dress featuring whimsical and tropical leaves. You don't lean in and ask a wildly busy bartender what kind of drink is his FAVORITE drink when you approach a bar. You don't say, "I'll have what you're having." You know what you like. You want a rum and sprite with two limes, girly. Ask for what you want, and wear what you like. Rock this tropical ladies wrap dress while you sip your favorite cocktail.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Adjustable straps
POCKETS!
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Rum & Sprite | Neon Leaves Strappy Dress

Lame-ass lifeguard: *Incessant whistle blowing* "No Running!" "No diving in the shallow end!" "Hey - no horseplay!"
Cool-ass lifeguard: *Has a sign that reads, "No whistle, no problem."* "Sure, you can eat that and swim." "Push 'em in!" "Smell the bottom!"
Don't be the pool tool, make the pool cool.
DEETS

Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Marley in Boulder, CO.

Lifeguard On Duty | Red & Navy Stripe One Piece

The last thing the Derby needs is another Lilly Pulitzer dress - what it really needs a wrap derby dress that complements your stiff Mint Julep and overly massive cocktail hat. This multi-colored Derby flag dress says, "I can take home the jockey who just won Mama some money." But you wouldn't do that because 4'10" men aren't your taste. Go saddle up next to the boy in the matching suit and ride him to the winner's circle.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Secretariat | Derby Flag Wrap Dress

The leopard is the most elusive and secretive of the large felines. They are extremely difficult to trace and locate in the wild. These leopard print suit pants, however, are the opposite of elusive. Due to their striking appearance and immaculate fit, they are incredibly easy to locate in the wild and also highly desirable to male members of this species.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
High-waisted with a wide leg
Invisible zipper closure
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Fastest Finishers | Women's Leopard Print Pants

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Miami Dolphins Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Dolphins fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Dolphins.
Fins Up!
DEETS

Dyed to match team color dazzle fabric
Authentic team uniform graphics
Full sleeve striping and collar decoration

The Miami Dolphins | Pet Stretch Jersey

DEETS

Officially licensed
Relaxed Fit
70% Polyester 20% Cotton 10% Spandex
Supa soft woven material, breathable
Front pocket for your cellie, rear pocket for a backup La Croix
Exclusive print created by Tiff D. in Boulder, Co

Baton Rouge Boogie | Women's Lsu Hawaiian Shirt

Oh no, girl. You're gonna wish you didn't stumble upon this simple, seamless, solid black thong...because you won't be able to get just one. This silky seamless pair of panties is guaranteed to be your newest favorite pair. You will reach beyond all the others to grab this one every. damn. time. It's sleek. It makes you feel sexy. It's so simple that it's actually daring. Ugh. Perfection.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

Threat Level Midnight | Black Seamless Thong

Historically, palms have symbolized victory over your enemies. These palm leaf swimsuit bottoms don't symbolize that, but they will look stunning. With a high French cut, it'll make your legs look about two inches longer. If only everything could be made two inches longer...Matching bikini top right hur.
DEETS

Fits small
Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
High French cut leg, little cheeky, just like you
Fully lined to avoid those embarrassing sneak peaks
Brand: Shinesty

Palm Yourself | Women's Orange Palm Leaf Bikini Bottom

Bottom Size

This gingerbread man Christmas turtleneck dress is extremely ironic. The cute little gingerbread men are practicing karate. They are working their way up to a black belt and are so innocent and sweet. The pattern is wholesome, but the utility is far from it.
Let me paint a picture for you. You're single, home for the holidays, and something about sneaking around your childhood room with your high school fling is quite arousing. One thing leads to another and you've got a neck full of hickies. Good thing you thought about this in advance and chose a green Christmas turtleneck dress. You won't have to awkwardly wear a decorative scarf at the family dinner table, we've got you and those love marks covered. Dress for style and dress for utility. Happy Holidays.

DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Classic turtleneck
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress

Da Bears don’t have an accent as everybody thinks, and we ain’t the windy city because of the weather. Wearing these Chicago Bears overalls gives you plenty of pocket space for at least six Chicago dogs and some extra belly room for one more Italian beef. The Bears bib is your one and only game day need.
DEETS

Relaxed fit, officially licensed
Unisex fit, runs large for women. Size down
5 pockets, functional zipper fly
Metal strap sliders, straps clip at the front
100% cotton denim, lightweight and durable
Brand: Little Earth
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, Co

The Chicago Bears | Ladies Unisex Nfl Overalls

Here's a new play for your playbook: The New Orleans Saints Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Saints fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Saints.
Who Dat?
DEETS

Dyed to match team color dazzle fabric
Authentic team uniform graphics
Full sleeve striping and collar decoration

The New Orleans Saints | Pet Stretch Jersey

The New England Patriots Overalls. The garment of the working woman. Get ready to wear a Patriots bib made of sweet cotton denim featuring five versatile pockets that can fit over six rings.
DEETS

Relaxed fit, officially licensed
Unisex fit, runs large for women. Size down
5 pockets, functional zipper fly
Metal strap sliders, straps clip at the front
100% cotton denim, lightweight and durable
Brand: Little Earth
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, Co

The New England Patriots | Ladies Unisex Nfl Overalls

If you're still on the hunt to be the most perfect denim Britney Spears to the Justin Timberlake in your life, we're here to help. Not only should you be wearing denim head to toe with denim on denim jacket and jeans...you can now wear it underneath too. These cheeky undies may look like they're made out of denim, but in reality, it's just a jean printed pattern. There's no reason to make yourself chafe for the look you want, just wear this denim printed modal cheeky underwear instead and rock the look you've been dreaming of.
Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener

The Britney | Denim Printed Cheeky Underwear

Put the lime in the coconut and add some banana, maybe a papaya? Let's get creative with these fruity cocktail themed ladies cheeky undies. Made from wildly soft MicroModal material, these comfy undies may have just passed up your over-worn Calvin Klein cheeky underwear. Get the matching bralette and make it a set.
Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener

The Mack Daiquiri | Havana Fruits Cheeky Underwear

Well, ladies, we sure didn't ask for another Derby wrap dress to get day drunk in for a mid-May soiree, but yet here we go again. Is it the perfect backdrop to avert eyes from your fifth mint julep? Yes. Does it have a matching suit counterpart? Oh Yes. Does it come off quicker than it goes on? Oh hell yes it does. No one said we have to act classy for the Derby, we just have to look it.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Green 'n' Roses | Derby Wrap Dress

Treat your peach to these ladies panties. Get this solid black seamless thong underwear 3 pack and feel the soft caress of the fabric that guarantees no panty lines and never digs into your hips. Your booty has been through a lot, and your underwear drawer needs updating. Start here with these ladies seamless panties.
DEETS

75% nylon, 25% spandex, 100% hawt
Machine wash on delicate with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Raw edge, seamless material means no panty lines baby
Acid print material keeps ya bootie extra bright
Brand: Shinesty

The Three Peat | Black Seamless Thong 3 Pack

Treat your peach to these ladies panties. Get this best sellers seamless thong underwear 3 pack and feel the soft caress of the fabric that guarantees no panty lines and never digs into your hips. Your booty has been through a lot, and your underwear drawer needs updating. Start here with these ladies seamless panties.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

The Booty Call | Best Sellers Seamless Thong 3 Pack

Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener

Threat Level Midnight | Solid Black Modal Cheeky Underwear

If you don't know who Lord Farquaad is, shame on you. If you've never experienced his fit of rage, watch it here. With inspiration from one of the evilest movie villains of all time comes Lord Farquaad's Fit of Rage. Who would ever want to dismember an adorable gingerbread man?! We would. Lord Farquaad inspired us to create this dark and somewhat adorable women's gingerbread turtleneck featuring gingerbread men who have met their imminent demise.
DEETS

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO