Yes, we put a nut cruncher on your lady bits. This thong underwear is going to show anyone who's lucky enough to see it that you are without a doubt unforgettable. Sure you're going to crack his nuts, and sure he's gonna give you his little wooden soldier, but isn't that what the holidays are all about? Hot, nasty speed? Plus, everyone loves an adrenaline rush so why not give him one when you rip off your dress and show him what lies beneath. We've all had that "oh shit" moment during the come up to the no-pants-dance where you're getting hot and heavy trying to remember what panties you wore out. Well, get ready for hot, mindless sex because that's something you never have to worry about with Shinesty's sexy thongs. These are going to be those pair of thong panties that you actively look for before Saturday nights filled with quick impulses, unfiltered desire, and dirty martinis. We're all about those moments; that's why we decide it's finally time to share the comfort with all our ladies out there.
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Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

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The Nutcrack-her | Nutcracker Seamless Thong

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Bodysuits

Once a year, the entire country throws their inhibitions out the window and celebrates like the good fortune and bright lights of Vegas have spread to every bar in every city in America. That precious day is known as St. Patrick's Day, and we're bringing you the most ballin' neon and lucky charm party goods you need to join in the festivities. So go ahead and live it up with a drink in each hand and another one in the backup party pocket, because what happens on St. Patrick's Day stays on St. Patrick's Day.
DEETS

Relaxed Fit
70% Polyester 20% Cotton 10% Spandex supa soft woven material
Front Pocket for your cellie, rear pocket for a backup brewski
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO

The Feeling Luckys | Womens Navy St. Patrick's Day Hawaiian Shirt

In the wild, alligators bask in the sun because they can't regulate their internal body temperature. Luckily for you, we've introduced the swamp swimmer gator one-piece swimsuit because you can regulate your body temperature to smoking hot with a simple bask in the sun. Slide this women's alligator swimsuit on and you'll be grabbing more hunkies from the beach than the crocodile hunter grabs crocodiles. Alligators may only mate in June, but this gator swimsuit considers mating season a year-round thing.
DEETS

Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

The Swamp Swimmer | Gator One-piece Swimsuit

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Cowlneck Tie-back Bodysuit

Whether you're a serious treasure hunter or just browsing, you can't deny the thrill of going through other people's stuff. Sure, a ski slope might be a strange place to find a bargain, and sure, you might get some strange looks from passers-by, but I find that people are a lot easier to haggle with when they're slightly disoriented. Once you strike a deal, just make sure to help them up and point them in the right direction. Do all that and more in this retro 80s ski turtleneck.
DEETS

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

The Yard  Sale | Ladies Unisex Retro 80s Ski Turtleneck

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Women's Push-up Underwire Bodysuit - Auden™

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Marsala Bodysuit

Long-sleeve Seamless Deep-v Bodysuit

These wide leg culotte pants do things that science can't explain. They'll make your legs look two, maybe three inches longer... if only that could be applied to other things, like my ex.
DEETS

100% polyester culotte style pants
Stretch elastic waistband for fit and comfort
Shin length inseam
Pockets for when your hands get confused
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Stripe Me Down | Rainbow Striped Culotte Pants

Pant Size

You’ve got one speed, and it’s fast. You don’t care who knows it. Actually, scratch that, you want everyone to know it. You are loud and proud about the inferno in your pants, not the burning when you pee kind of inferno, just the normal burn (burning is normal, right?) Wearing these flaming tight shorts feels just like getting the keys to whip Guy Fieri’s ‘67 Camaro. Feel the wind blowing through your bleach blonde tips, taste the salt on your lips and blamo, you’re in Flavortown baby.

DEETS

83% polyester, 17% spandex
9" inseam
Super stretchy and soft
Fits true to size
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Flavortown Buffet | Flames Bike Shorts

Cozy Tie-front Bodysuit

Matching couples underwear has never been this arousing and confusing at the same time. In some cultures, staring directly into the eyes of a nutcracker is used as a household aphrodisiac. You've been warned, now buy our matching nutcracker Ball Hammock® boxers & thong pack to get aroused.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Thong

Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Nutcracker | Matching Nutcracker Ball Hammock® And Seamless Thong Pack

Boxer Size

Benjamin Franklin didn't want the nation's bird to be a Bald Eagle. He wanted a proud bird with sizable girth - he wanted a turkey. Could you imagine wearing a turkey over your furry chamber to the spasm chasm? Reap the benefits of Ben's misfortune and make our forefathers proud.
DEETS

75% nylon, 25% spandex, 100% hawt
Machine wash on delicate with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Raw edge, seamless material means no panty lines baby
Acid print material keeps ya bootie extra bright
Brand: Shinesty
Exclusive prints by Allie T. in Boulder, Co.

Rock, Flag & Eagle | Usa Seamless Thong

It's finally winter time babes which means two things. It's ski season and turtleneck season. This Ski Colorado vintage turtleneck sweater is so retro it may cause your inhibitions to dwindle and your hair to start feathering. It's the perfect turtleneck shirt to rock on party mountain that shows everyone John Denver wasn't full of shit and the Rockies really are a whole lot rockier than they thought.
DEETS

100% Polyester retro printed turtleneck
Perfect to après everything
Brand: B Fresh
Designed in Colorado

100 Days This Season | Gals Ski Colorado Vintage Turtleneck

Product Overview

The Ribbed Tank Bodysuit is constructed from the  vintage-inspired cotton used for the RE/DONE | Hanes Ribbed Tank, and features the same neckline and back seam details.

Fit Intent

Slim fit, high cut, adjustable with snaps, thong

Fabric Description
100% Cotton

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low, remove promptly.

Model Information
Model is size S and is wearing a size S.

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Ribbed Tank Bodysuit - Black

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Contour Muscle Bodysuit

Suit Your Fancy plunge low-back bodysuit is the ultimate low-back, low-front solution for when you’re getting glam! Adjustable and convertible straps offer versatility, while sleek shaping fabric works invisibly “back stage” to ensure your style gets all the applause.

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Spanx Suit Your Fancy Plunge Low-back Mid-thigh Bodysuit ~ Champagne Beige

I'm not saying you'll look like a snack, but this USA one piece swimsuit is oddly similar to the classic rocket ship popsicle you devoured as a kid. It may not be made by Nestle, but it's just as tasty on spring break in Cabo, looks great on any Instagram feed and the box usually gets eaten pretty fast. But if sucking popsicles ain't your thing, rest easy knowing this American Flag booty belabor is going to make you want a hot dog bad. REAL bad.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

The Reagans | American Flag One Piece Swimsuit

Vintage Lace Bodysuit

Yuel Xiang ribbed high-neck cut-out open back bodysuit in sky blue.
Size & Fit

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Slim fit
Model is wearing size small and is 5'9"
31" bust, 27" waist, 34" hips

Content & Care

74% Merino wool, 26% nylon
Dry clean
Imported

Size - Length
XXS - 27.6"/70cm
XS - 28.0"/71cm
S - 38.3"/72cm
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Cut-out Bodysuit

Looking for an Easter Brunch / Derby / Bris Celebration jumpsuit that says, I can prep it up with the best of them, but I'm also not afraid to drink tequila mimosas until I throw up all over myself? You've come to the right place my friend. Get out there and make us proud.
DEETS

91% Polyester 9% Spandex 100% sex
Slim fit one-piece with a low cut neck line
Wide-leg fit that hits above the ankle
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Don't Pulitzer My Lilly | Easter Pastel Paisley Derby Jumpsuit

A tiger Christmas kimono shouldn't exist based on logic. Tigers on a kimono? That makes sense. Add in a Santa hat and I'm thrown for a loop.
This isn't a new trend, though. Forcing non-Christmas things into the holiday mix is a consistent theme come December. You don't call a pine tree a Christmas tree until it's chopped down and put into your living room. Die Hard is not even close to a Christmas movie. Santa goes by his full name, Santiago, for most of the year.
Hopping on the bandwagon is this holiday tiger kimono robe. It's so comfortable you'll want to wear it from the 25th to New Year's.
DEETS

Unisex, fits as expected
Pockets!
100% Polyester Satin
Belt included mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Tinsel Tigers | Ladies Unisex Santa Tiger Christmas Kimono

You won't need the luck of the Irish when you're wearing this little green number, because it's cuter than baby Yoda and no one can resist its charm. Strap one on and throw back a couple of green beers or blue milks with your favorite leprechaun, or your favorite miniature Jedi master.
DEETS

100% C otton

Inspired by classic overalls
Adjustable straps
Above the knee skirt with two hand pockets
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Irish Goodbye | Hunter Green Clover Skirtall

It's important when considering The Eggnog Aficionado blue Christmas skater dress to realize that t he eggnog drunk is not like any other drunk. It could just be all the heavy cream, but no, there's something magical to it. It's warming no matter how cold it's served and it makes your first cousins look like beautiful strangers. It's hard to not feel like you're a part of some Alabama Christmas fairytale. You know, the one that ends in regret and Type 2 diabetes.
DEETS

94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Reversible from front to back for different necklines
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Eggnog Aficionado | Snowman Print Christmas Skater Dress

When you wear these Cleveland Browns overalls, you’re the baddest dog in the pound. We won’t put you on a leash, we will just put you in this Browns bib with metal fasteners and five pockets.
DEETS

Relaxed fit, officially licensed
Unisex fit, runs large for women. Size down
5 pockets, functional zipper fly
Metal strap sliders, straps clip at the front
100% cotton denim, lightweight and durable
Brand: Little Earth
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

The Cleveland Browns | Ladies Unisex Nfl Overalls

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V-neck Bodysuit

Heading to a Kentucky Derby party but don't care for mint juleps? We gotchu boo. Our Run for the Rosé Derby Dress was inspired by one thing and one thing only, piles and piles of cold hard cash. The type of cash Instagram personality Josh Ostrovsky received after putting some strawberry flavored pinot grigio into a can and selling it to the world's biggest beer company for millions of dollars. Slip this little number on, have your self a rosé or ten, and tell AB Inbev to call us, we are for sale.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Adjustable straps
POCKETS!
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

Run For The Rosé | Roses Derby Dress

Imagine this: Your adorable grandfather is a professional knitter. He makes all kinds of things from doily's to table runners to blankets. You love his work but DANG is it itchy. You can still love his old man style without the uncomfortable itch. Make him proud and wear this knit print Christmas dress to the family Christmas dinner. With elastic cuffed sleeves, an adjustable tie waist, and a perfect above-knee length, this is about to be your new go-to Christmas quilt dress.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas Wrap Dress

I like to consider this red and black checkered crop top to be camping chic. No, you probably shouldn't wear this camping, (mosquitos suck), but if you did, you'd be the best lookin' lady in the forest. With a tie back that can be adjusted to the titty-tightness of your choosing, this top will stay put no matter how many fires you build. Not to mention, you can wear this top with a pair of black jeans so you don't intimidate those around you. Not everyone is as elevated as you are.

DEETS

100% polyester printed crop set
Wide shoulder straps with a tie back
Culotte pants have an elastic waistband and pockets
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small, culotte pant runs large
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Lumber Jackie | Buff Check Crop Set

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Out From Under Drew Seamless Scoop Neck Bodysuit

Michael Jordan doesn't have enough of a toned bod to wear this USA jersey one-piece swimsuit. In fact, we asked him if he would model for us and he said yes, but we turned him down after he took his shirt off. When we asked Miley the same question, she said she would only wear this USA one-piece bodysuit if we landed her a spot on the new Baywatch movie, but Baywatch told us the world wasn't ready for this red one-piece swimsuit. Naturally, we turned to our interns who A) are athletic AF and B) run beautifully on the beach. They executed flawlessly and we now have the closest thing to "Brad Repellent" as you can get.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

J's On My Teets | Red Usa Jersey One Piece Swimsuit

Moda Operandi

Stretch-wool Bodysuit

Sequined Jersey Off-the-shoulder Bodysuit

Leopard Crew Bodysuit

Our Gardenia Lace Bodysuit is accented with beautiful stretch floral lace front. Features figure flattering boning and underwire cups. Adjustable straps and lace paneled back with band. Thong cut back and bottom snap closure. Complete the look with the Bedroom to Boardroom pant.

Body: 95% Silk & 5% Elastane
Lace: 83% Polyamide & 17% Elastane
Hand wash cold, lay flat to dry

Model is a 34B and wearing a size Small.

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Gardenia Lace Bodysuit

The Fairy Tale Bodysuit is pure magic with soft, stretchy lace that hugs your curves in all the right places. A dreamy, allover lace bodysuit featuring a soft satin bow, plunging deep v and a criss-cross open back. The perfect bridal bodysuit for your honeymoon and beyond.

White Lace Bodysuit
Lined, snapped bottom
Adjustable ribbon shoulder straps
Satin pinkish-gray ribbon
Eyelash Lace Fringe.
Sizing: This bodysuit runs small. Please review the size chart measurements to select your size carefully

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